to pay as you talk

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(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
to have those annoyingly robotic phone voices replaced by piratical slur.
'Ye callin' booty be runnin' low, says I!' etc
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
probably all that toilet talk down there.
People are quite fond of tossing their bowels into conversation aren't they?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
Due to having to keep a diary of colour, consistency, blood (yes/no), pain etc for months I got used to it being part of daily conversation at my old shared house.
'Alright Captain, hows your faeces?'
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)