Not technically a toy,
but whatthehoo...


From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

What a game
Dick Turtle's Wife Swap-o'rama!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

hooray for dick turtle.
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

my parents tried a variation of that in the '70s
everyone sat in a circle and threw their wives into the middle. Whichever wife you picked up, you got to go home with their car.





*this could be bollocks*
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

pfffft
my ex-wife had extra keys cut so everyone gets a turn
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha
hahahahaha :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

hahaha
/bitter man blog
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

my mates call me mason murphy now.
the murphy's part is cos "Like the Murphy's I'm not bitter" :P The mason part is after mason verger from Hannibal, following an amusing incident with poppers :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

Dad?

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Forget the sex,
if I get a better car it's mine for keeps!
( Mstandot, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

you want to keep a car
without sexing it first?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

sick!
You need to check the exhaust is of an appropriate diameter!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

And, more to the point, not too hot.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

well I have done an escort
and a Princess
and a *falls off chair in bandwagon-induced seizure*
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

I'll have a wank on the back seat if it makes you happy.

( Mstandot, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

that always makes me happy
coz my mother in law sits in the back
/ Les Dawson blog
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

only if its leather
its a fucker to get the stains out of that cheap suede effect cloth
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)