yo moma so fat
I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I humped her last night
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

your mommas so fat
if you cut her
she bleeds ketchup
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

yo moma so fat
I don't think I'll ever get over her. Looks like I'll have to get up and go round.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

YOUR MOMMA
is so fat,when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

YOUR MOMMA
is so fat, she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

your momma is so fat
when she bends over:

TOTAL ECLIPSE
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Yo momma so fat...
...she became a victim of a cardial infarction, or heart attack if you will, and died just moments ago.

We did everything we could. I'm really very sorry.

I'll give some time alone with you're family. You know where to find me.
(WonkoTheSane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

haha!
^winner^
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)