Top Stumps...apologies for quality!!


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(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)

pffft.
 
and that's the amputee advantage!

/weak Aussie comedy last night..
ashally it had quite a few good gags. Like "High-Five a Muslim Day", for example.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:53, archived)

bloody nora!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:53, archived)

Chortle
If only there were more things that rhymed with "trumps", huh?

I'm just a man with a dream..
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:54, archived)

CUNTS!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)

Top mumps?
I'd do it but already took too long to do a top trumps entry.
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:56, archived)

mumps.humps,jumps,lumps,stirrup pumps

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:57, archived)

my lovely lady lumps

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:00, archived)

*applies cream*
Don't touch or scratch them for at least a week.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:01, archived)

Check it
yeah, true.
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:02, archived)

bump, chump, clump, crump, dump, frump, grump, gump, gumpp, hump, jump, klump, klumpp, kump, lump, lumpp, plump, pump, rump, slump, stump, stumpe, stumpp, sump, thump
www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=trump&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=sl

/lazy
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:04, archived)

suffix any letter combination with ump and bingo.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)

wqump
gbump
dfump
kpump
xcump
yzump

Don't think I've got the hang of this yet
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)

*kpumps you silly*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:40, archived)

*gazumps*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)

Top gazumps?
I'm voting for the first person that shops that
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:19, archived)

mmmmmm....
i'd enjoy a hot cup of amputee lovin' right now.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:56, archived)

fucking lol
ha ha
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)