This'll make them get there on time


From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Lord of Teh 9 4 Hats, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)

It'd be game over every time.
You should comp it.
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)

ta.
didn't even think of it
( Lord of Teh 9 4 Hats, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

Easily fixed
Just ninjaedit that post...

...ninjaedit: and you've done it already.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

It'll never work.
Trust me on this.

I used to be a customer of NeverArriva, and half the time their drivers couldn't even get the train out of Bradford Interchange.

'tards.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

Forward?
Or reverse?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

It's a one-way station, innit.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

That would explain it...
:)
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

Arriva do the buses I go to work on in the morning.
I actually wrote down the times of arriving to pick me up for a month - they were an average of 16 minutes late.

CUNTS.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

or your watch is fast
:)
( mictoboy, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

I set my mobile to the time on BBC news

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

'twas a joke cap'n

( mictoboy, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

THERE ARE NO JOKES ON MY SHIP
Well, there are. I was just anal enough to make absolutely sure that my clock was perfectly correct.

I sent them a letter of complaint (Pissed Off of Buckinghamshire) but no reply.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

Is there a victim support group?

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

write to your mp

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

Arriva do trains too?!!
God help us.
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

If you didn't know that
you are truly blessed.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

it's ok,
they only run them in wales now

*awaits abuse*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

so good
I clicked twice
(jidler changed his name on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

Your train appears to be going backwards

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

like the car...
In the Sheila's Wheels advert

That bugs the shit out of me!!
(jidler changed his name on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

i'm assuming this is big cause it's not even loading here.
i'll also assume it's about a train.

the rest remains a mystery
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)