maybe a giraffe if you stand on a stool
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

But to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake...

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)