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From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

Wow
The exact opposite of Christopher Reeves!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

what
does that mean?
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

The opposite of Christopher Reeves
Christopher Walken.

Reeves was in a wheelchair?

*comedy trombone that fails on last note*

I'll get me coat
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

*giggles*

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

Pfffft!!! No need for coat
I got the joke.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

disgraceful
pffftt!
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

101z0rz
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i dr00r3d a pikchoor


*edit2* i'm hungover... at work... and very grumpy after 2 days holiday... :(
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

Hell!
Lock up your daughters, lock up your wife. Lock up your sister and run for your life!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

he's not an alien
he's FAR too cool to be an alien
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

he comes from the same planet as Matty Damon

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

*hides*
*shivers*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

Arrrggghh
he's wearing an unsharp mask
( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

eeugh fear
make him go away.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

SEXY
And a good dancer. And quite scary.

What more could you want in a man?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

whadidya do to him

( RBF esquire, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

he put text next to his face....
all aliens have text next to their face!
*edit* sweet FA!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)

Subtitles, innit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

but surely not worth it's own thread....
:-/
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

don't be rude
the image is fine, if a little bit minimalist
the joke is good
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

I don't get the joke
But I like the thread because he's lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

the joke is he's a very 'reptilian' and slightly odd bloke
so it would make sense that he's actually an alien
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

Oh, then I got that bit.
He's still rather lush though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

i would
purely for the tabloid coverage :)
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

I reckon he's evil in bed.
Holding women down by their necks and ripping their legs open etc.

Rah.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

i doubt it
he's an actor and therefore probably completely self-obsessed
he porbably doesn't even notice the lady is there

/has worked with actors a lot, and isn't that impressed blog
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

haha
can you imagine what his alien schlong would look like?!? that should be a compo in itself... 'walken's penis- discuss'
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

exactamundo!
thanks mictoboy.

btw, he is absolutely one of my favourite actors, just to clear that up!

EDIT:: i'd probably be looking for a chance to hate the world if i was doing a shit job in gateshead too! :-) 'tis your karmic punishment for being a twunt! HAH!
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

wow you can read?
have a pastie supper!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

Are you girls going to have to have time outs at separate ends of the classroom?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

its dutch door action... my missus is on her rag!
now he'll go a kick the can cat... who will attack the mouse... who will bite baldrick!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

lol
nah, that twunt just needs to stop hating the world, himself and life!
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

*laughs at threatening behaviour and post editing on the interwebs*
HAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAAHA-HAHA!
HAHAH!
HA
H!
hm hmm!
*cough*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

i feel sad for you little man :-(
i hope your life improves
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

oh... to be pitied by the pitiful
oh the irony...
*last word*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

i suppose it was pitiful of me
to have even risen to your unneccessary rudeness in the first place. there's little to pity me for aside from that.

*wank wank wank*
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

yet you still reply... interesting....
... please.. take a seat and we shall discuss this further... tell me about your childhood...
*edit* whats more... you waited until it went off the main board... what a looooooooooooooza!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

yawn
loser is it? i'm all talked out- how about we meet up in london so i can kick the fuck out of ya? ya mum's a cock juggling thunder cunt and i fucked your nan while your dad licked out my arsehole. dat more your type of language?
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

oh noes... you are teh big internet hard man... i am wet with teh wee wee...
and btw...
"dat more your type of language?"
you are ALI G
AICMFP
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

Walken with Dinosaurs

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

I love earl and baby sinclair
Whos the fat twat on the left though!?

loll0rzz
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

pfft!

( mictoboy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Pfft!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

haha- yaaay!

(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

Argh!
He looks like G-Man!
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

i was just thinking that.
:O
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

Kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kreally now?

( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

Half-Life 3 Gman!
(Bombast, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)