Oh, shit.
How am I gonna tell my mum I'm ghey?
( Sea Tramp can't troll mumsnet ALL the time, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

just let her walk in on you screwing your dad.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

*laughs loudly*
*waves at people in office*
hi.... sorry...
*cough*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)