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From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

I do have a smashing blouse on, actually
Well, a smashing jumper. It's see through and angora. Obviously I have a vest on under it.

I think I'm going to move to Scotland when I'm older. I want the accent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

What happened
to the Ripped Shirt?

I was having a great morning thinking about that...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Pirates have to dress differently when they're in the good ship Office

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Fair Point
We have to maintain standards, you understand.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

now you're just trying to get a rise out of me

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Ah, I'm only playing.
I am actually wearing a transparent jumper with a vest underneath though. I bought it at TK Maxx last weekend.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

can you twiddle your nips through it?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

I suppose I could.
I won't though. Jane's very easily shocked.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

who's Jane
is she your mousy librarian-type office mate?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

She is, actually
She's 59 and wears a lot of pink. She's lovely though. She sits next to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha
that one made me chuckle
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

What else have they got?

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

ha ha...
back off alien freak!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

*puts on coat and buttons it all the way up*

( Sea Tramp The Good Life Christmas Special is on 2 at 7.30pm, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Ha ha!
This made me laugh somewhat.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)