Tenuous pea-roast for compo.

...and no one complained about late deliveries when Simon was doing their round either.

FYI: I was given a remote controlled Dalek, (the big 12 inch kind from all good toy stores and probably quite a few crap ones too), for my recent birthday and decided that I was either gonna call it Trevor or Simon. All the Trevor's I've ever known have been utter knob-ends so Simon it was. And I think it's a good name for a Dalek so there.

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(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

He'll have a bugger of a job in tower blocks with broken lifts.

( Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

gah

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Real Daleks don't use stairs.
They just level the building!
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

he was rubbish at delivering round the flats though

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

I think Trevor's better.

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

this^

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

I know.....
... but I have my reasons.

"YOU...HAVE...A...RE...CORD...ED...DE...LIV...ERY...PLEASE...SIGN...HEEEERE!"
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Spackers
are people too.
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Really?
Cool!

(hunts for spacker to hump)
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

I hate those cunting tube adverts

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

^this

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)