Yes....
*cries*

sorry all, I'm getting a severe headache.

And I've just had to correct 5 spelling mistakes in that sentence.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

*comforts*
There there, Cap'n.

Shall I go and make you a "relaxation device" out of wood?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

A bed?
Yes please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

*makes*
*will be busy for a while*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)