*comforts*
There there, Cap'n.

Shall I go and make you a "relaxation device" out of wood?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

A bed?
Yes please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

*makes*
*will be busy for a while*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)