shake the room

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

is a roasted pea...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

Does it attack small children?
/Orders
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

or big children
i saw this trailer on tv about chubby children

i wanted to watch but my g/f vetoed.

fat kids = comedy gold
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

I thought his right-back leg was his wingdangdoodle

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

No
that's his penis
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

woof!

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

*wants, loves, adores and covets*
Awww....

I'd call him Lord Doggy Rar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

I bet his bite's worse than his bark

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

You're talking to the woman who wants a shark, a crocodiddle and a panther
I like scary animals much better than shitty nice ones for some reason.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

ha!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

SCANNERS.
*pops*
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)