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From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)

wtf???? lol!

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)

"woo him woman!"
ta :)
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)

you know...he did once actually woo her

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)

so long as he made her clean the floor afterwards

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)

it's such an obvious one....
...but I've never made her do that :(
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)

ah well
she'd only fuck it up anyway :P
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)

he'd most likely have her
hoovering, wall papering and fitting electrical equipment at the same time.

I'm off for tonight, 'night all
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)

nanite

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)

hahahaha
in-fucking-spired!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)

hahaha aceness. lovely composition

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)

thankee muchly

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)

rip him a new one
Jeremy - dirty alien whooers! woo!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)

i know I would
those daffs are gonna win me the county fare!
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)

filthy intergalactic prickheads
whose fucking planet is is it! Go the Daffs!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)

silly aliens! come in peace!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)

'ning sir!
how goes the shire horse rearing scheme?
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)

quite well
but for the horses

they don't like being reared!

I shall have to find an alternate point of entry
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)

i recommend the ear
so long as you have a stepladder
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)

I have an unclefootstool
it will have to do!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)

hoho!
Stupid alien
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)

aye
at least get the guidebook 'how not to step on earth flowers' (available at all good stockists, 9,99 centauri credits)
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)

I want to be Jeremy when I grow up
:)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)

easiest way is to starve yourself, have your skin bleached
and smack yourself about the head with a sack of potatoes for about an hour a day
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)

Thanks
I shall give it a go...
but not till after dindins
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)

When I find jeremy,
I'll kill the bastard. He took my mother out for cocktails and a walk on the promenade and NEVER called her back.

He has bought terrible shame upon my family.

*sobs*
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)

jeremy's too stupid for cocktails
his idea of a Manhattan is several hours on a cramped plane eating peanuts
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)

cunt

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)

Worse than a whoooer
'nings sir
How's yer ma?
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)

AR MAAAGH

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)

She's still recovering
that BASTARD!
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)

haha
wonderful
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)

cheers :)
and 'ning!
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)

ning!
only here for a bit
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)