Bit crap. Not sorry for it though......


From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

For ladies who insure their cars,
Sheilas' Wheels are superstars,
Girls are bored beyond endurance,
Payin' too much for car insurance,
For bonzer car insurance deals,
Girls get onto Sheilas' Wheels.
Women make the safest drivers,
We could save a bunch of fivers,
For bonzer car insurance deals,
Girls get onto Sheilas' Wheels.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

Fellas dont you long to be a woman,
don't you sometimes wish you wore high heels,
if you had a name like florence,
and you needed car insurance,
you'd get a bonzer deal from shielas wheeeels!
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

*swoons*

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

For fellas who manicure their balls

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

And for spiders.....

( Mstandot, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

hehehe
nice
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Say hello to Jennifer

She lives outside my kitchen window
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

Phwoar!

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

...
these ones were fighting for hours outside mine this morning...

(I_tickle_myself, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

looks like a male (on left) and a female
I don't think they were fighting...!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

i like the way
he is squinting at him
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

SORRY MEANS IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. STOP FUCKING APOLOGISING.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)