Happy Birthday!


Today is 5punk.co.uk's second birthday, a place where like minded b3tans and their
friends regularly meet to piss around on a multitude of multiplayer games. Being
fans of the site, Vlad and Ural have gone all out and decided to throw a surprise party!
Ural's painted Vlad a stunning shade of 5punk blue with creamy-white text.

What've you lot done today?
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

slept
and nothing but

:D
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

Spammed on b3ta.
Cheese!
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

I undoubtedly love that website.
It is true.
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

But...
... Who Moved My Cheese?!!!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

arf!
how silly
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

that's a stupid question
It's only ever me or the missus who moves the cheese. You hardly ened an entire book for a 50-50 choice like that.
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

I would say
it's the number one resource for cheese on the interwebs.

I was tempted to spam my very own site, but considering you're all likely at work I don't want a spate of sackings on my conscience.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

Bah!
654 cheeses in their database and not a single one of them is Dairylea!
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

Dairylea is no cheese.
It's made out of eggs and rubber and spit.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Ah
That would explain that delightful eggy-bouncy-spitty texture.

/prefers Laughing Cow anyway
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

needs more steak...
... or at least it did, before it became nothing but pr0n
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

what the...?
I just did a search for Camembert and it told me the cat's eaten it!
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

come to work
drawn stuff, done some test prints, done some calculations for a drainage system and had a coffee
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

What will this system be draining exactly?

( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

well one drains surface water to a nearby river
and the other drains poo into a big pumping sump and then every half hour or so the pump comes to life and pushes shit through a pipe 70 metres with a head of 6 metres, HURRAY, PRACTICAL PUMPED POO PIPE
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

That sounds like something The Neville
would draw.

shits and pumps
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

A head of 6m?
Thats a fucking massive shit!
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

I think we all need to know how many children have you kicked in the face between tasks?
I'd like to see more child hoofing. In the face.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

12 thus far

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

YES!
*Records tally*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

Congratulations 5punk!
Have some spam for my sister's site - help to support my new nephew!
www.serverspy.net/
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Looks pretty impressive
and a little gray
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

'Nings
:)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I spammed the board about how good 5punk is
but how disappointing all the car based games are
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

you can play
car based games with your Spunk?
nice ... but if you don't mind, I wont be coming round to play with your toys any time soon.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

woke up at 5.30 and fed my daughter, then played until 7.30
and then put her back to bed and got ready for work.

mrs thor then took over duties if she woke.

i then cam to work and have tried to avoid doing work as i've got a stiff neck and need more sleep.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

draw Andrew
POWERNAPPING
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

i need a power nap
i really do
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

I also have been avoiudign words
and tipping property
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

Eaten jam on toast, smoked, dropped too many pro plus and shouted a bit.
Then had a shower after realising I had split jam all over my stomach.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

if you had a dog
you could of got a nice tickling
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I can but dream.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

just got up
made coffee
( Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)