Board's a bit slow today.
Have a pearoast.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha
I used to love the Mary Whitehouse experience, but then they split up and did "Punt and Dennis" as well as "Newman and Badiel" which all turned to poo ... FACT!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Yes this

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Newman and Baddiel
was bloody fab. I loved the joke about Rob's addiction the the airhorn. :-D
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

but they couldn't exactly have done
another 4 series with just that one jape. They worked best together!

I think we should form a pressure group to force the four of them back together.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

Yes.
The we could watch Rob and David beat all kinds of shit out of each other on live TV. It's what Punt would have wanted.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

is Punt dead?
or are you merely suggesting his comedy died?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

Is punt dead?

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

is he the one who needs to blow his fucking nose?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

He's the one who looks a bit like Eric Idle
as opposed to the one who is the doctor in My Hero.
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

yes
the unfunny one who needs to blow his fucking nose
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Punt and Dennis are both alive and well
and doing The Now Show for Radio 4 which is fucking fab.
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Punt's not well
he needs to blow his fucking nose
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

For a moment there I thought two people had said that
And he must have a really bunged up nose or something but they're both you. You're doing the old man trick of 'going on about ONE FUCKING THING for five years'.

Are we not allowed to get you on the subject of the war either?

*runs away*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

the war? I fought for people like you
but I never got one
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

You never got a person like me?
You don't want one, I smoke and swear and buy lots of box sets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

marry me

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

she doesn't take it up the ring
:(

/trying to find perfect woman blog
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hah, how little you know me.
I just don't get why men don't understand the one finger, two finger THEN anything else principle. You have to warm up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Alright, you can be my interweb husband.
to IM and to MSN
from this cookie forward
for broadband, for dialup
for paypal, for exiled Nigerian Princes,
in defrag and in skyware,
to match.com and to ebay,
till log off us do part'



*gives you the ISDN cable o' love*

'With my modem I honour you,
all that I (sp)am I give to you,
and all that I have I share(ware) with you,
within the love of Rob,
Father, Son and Holy Cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

too complicated
howabout a fuck?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

For all you know I could be a demure little maiden
And deeply offended by that.

I'm offering odds of 250-4.

(and I can't believe you said too complicated, I googled vows for you, you hairy git)

Right, I'm off to have a ciggiepoos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Is Punt dead?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

No.
I was being all silly.

He's still alive on those dreary BBC radio panel shows.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

i thought 'newman & badiel', was ace as well.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

I'm far too young for all of that
But david Baddiel's very nice in a 'nice yiddishe boy' sort of a way.

My grandma would approve.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

I bet she goes
like a jaguar with a car battery in it's undercrackers in the sack ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

She's dead, you cunt.




















*may be a lie for guilt making. The insult still stands though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

he he he
I would feel guilty, but as you say, your comment stands ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

I've got three grandmas.
No, really. And three granddads.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

*Scratches head in confusion*
*applies caniston*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

Mum's parents split up and married again before I was born.
Much presents galore!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

are you one of the chosen people?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

......yes?
If in doubt, the affirmative.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

happy Succot to ya then

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Pfft, I don't pay attention to all of that.
Although I should, because apparently it's like camping except not, according to my far more religious cousin.

I like camping. I was a girl guide. I can tie all sorts of knots.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

my sister's gone all frum
very sad.
Looking forward to introducing her kids to bacon when the time is right
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

The most Jewish I get
Is getting my shreytl out of the cupboard and giggling at it.

Oh, and explaining the black phylactery boxes in the film Pi
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

tephilin- great place to keep your stash
and it becomes holy in the process
or something
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha!

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

For a moment there
I thought he was going to say "that's shit that is".

Ta :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Good point
this pic could be used as an "is it yay or poo" type suspense builder
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Best woo evar
And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise...
*draws sword*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Reposting in a new thread is bad, m'kay
Click here to see two naked women, in a burning boat, which is in the middle of a field.

I'm not lying, either. NSFW, obviously
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

Cor!
now that's specialist porn!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

nice one
except the blurring :(
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

I really wasn't expecting you to be telling the truth
and the right hand girls boobs are loverly
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

Yeah I know...
sorry about that.

Of course it gave you an excuse to post that link, which I am grateful for!

What the hell created that scene anyway?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

damn, you are not lying
*gets the sack*

Click here for hot housewives
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

arf!
*enjoys*
( bilbobarneybobs has just googled Amanda Peet..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Phwoar!
Fire, boats an naked women, you can't get better than that. That's what I'm talking about.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

I really wish
that I had had the idea for that photo. If a person can conjure that scene out of their heads then they will be rich within days. Days I tell you. Days.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

hoots!

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

pfft!
*digs around for summat to repost*

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

THAT IS MY LEG!!!
pff!
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

yes, yes it is!
:)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

here have another from a different angle!!
lolzzz!!11!


( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

bloody hell
what did you do to it?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

bummed 4dam
told you he was a tight arse

look look ... there's even ring marks
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

I was in a car crash, in the front passenger seat....
.....and as i am a totally cockhead was not wearing a seat belt.
















yes i am a complete fuckwit

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha!
What the hell is going on there?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

not really sure.
it definitely involved alcohol, though.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

Thought I'd save a thread this time. As promised...

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

lmao
nice
(pirahna, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha!
Brillitastic!™
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

no no ... this could have had it's own thread
it's awsome!!

meh ... too late now ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

it's no excuse
nice though


( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahaha! Ace!
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

Jings! Crivvens!
Help ma boab!
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

whit a stramash!
few more if ye fancy them
www.b3ta.com/board/6376003
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

hahaha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

...
Ian gives me the fear.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!
Crivvens!
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

i love my peas roasted...

( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

Dear god
I think I knew the lass with the football!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

no she had a normal minge ...... when she said
"it's like waving a stick in a bucket" she was implying you were small
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

Throwing a chip up the M1?

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

haha!
ace.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

I still like that :D
Isn't there another one with obligatory added spong for the girl on the left?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

blimey!
how's the one in yellow on the right managing - does she have crotchless bikini bottoms?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Sorry mate
MSN's gone tits up.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha!

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)