hahaha

(GoldenFanjita, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha
I used to love the Mary Whitehouse experience, but then they split up and did "Punt and Dennis" as well as "Newman and Badiel" which all turned to poo ... FACT!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Yes this

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Newman and Baddiel
was bloody fab. I loved the joke about Rob's addiction the the airhorn. :-D
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

but they couldn't exactly have done
another 4 series with just that one jape. They worked best together!

I think we should form a pressure group to force the four of them back together.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

Yes.
The we could watch Rob and David beat all kinds of shit out of each other on live TV. It's what Punt would have wanted.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

is Punt dead?
or are you merely suggesting his comedy died?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

Is punt dead?

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

is he the one who needs to blow his fucking nose?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

He's the one who looks a bit like Eric Idle
as opposed to the one who is the doctor in My Hero.
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

yes
the unfunny one who needs to blow his fucking nose
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Punt and Dennis are both alive and well
and doing The Now Show for Radio 4 which is fucking fab.
( Afinkawan, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Punt's not well
he needs to blow his fucking nose
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

For a moment there I thought two people had said that
And he must have a really bunged up nose or something but they're both you. You're doing the old man trick of 'going on about ONE FUCKING THING for five years'.

Are we not allowed to get you on the subject of the war either?

*runs away*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

the war? I fought for people like you
but I never got one
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

You never got a person like me?
You don't want one, I smoke and swear and buy lots of box sets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

marry me

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

she doesn't take it up the ring
:(

/trying to find perfect woman blog
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hah, how little you know me.
I just don't get why men don't understand the one finger, two finger THEN anything else principle. You have to warm up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Alright, you can be my interweb husband.
to IM and to MSN
from this cookie forward
for broadband, for dialup
for paypal, for exiled Nigerian Princes,
in defrag and in skyware,
to match.com and to ebay,
till log off us do part'



*gives you the ISDN cable o' love*

'With my modem I honour you,
all that I (sp)am I give to you,
and all that I have I share(ware) with you,
within the love of Rob,
Father, Son and Holy Cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

too complicated
howabout a fuck?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

For all you know I could be a demure little maiden
And deeply offended by that.

I'm offering odds of 250-4.

(and I can't believe you said too complicated, I googled vows for you, you hairy git)

Right, I'm off to have a ciggiepoos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Is Punt dead?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

No.
I was being all silly.

He's still alive on those dreary BBC radio panel shows.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

i thought 'newman & badiel', was ace as well.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

I'm far too young for all of that
But david Baddiel's very nice in a 'nice yiddishe boy' sort of a way.

My grandma would approve.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

I bet she goes
like a jaguar with a car battery in it's undercrackers in the sack ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

She's dead, you cunt.




















*may be a lie for guilt making. The insult still stands though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

he he he
I would feel guilty, but as you say, your comment stands ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

I've got three grandmas.
No, really. And three granddads.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

*Scratches head in confusion*
*applies caniston*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

Mum's parents split up and married again before I was born.
Much presents galore!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

are you one of the chosen people?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

......yes?
If in doubt, the affirmative.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

happy Succot to ya then

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Pfft, I don't pay attention to all of that.
Although I should, because apparently it's like camping except not, according to my far more religious cousin.

I like camping. I was a girl guide. I can tie all sorts of knots.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

my sister's gone all frum
very sad.
Looking forward to introducing her kids to bacon when the time is right
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

The most Jewish I get
Is getting my shreytl out of the cupboard and giggling at it.

Oh, and explaining the black phylactery boxes in the film Pi
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

tephilin- great place to keep your stash
and it becomes holy in the process
or something
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha!

( 4dam party, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

For a moment there
I thought he was going to say "that's shit that is".

Ta :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Good point
this pic could be used as an "is it yay or poo" type suspense builder
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Best woo evar
And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise...
*draws sword*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)