nyum nyum nyum

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

For the last time, you're not allowed to eat the Queen.
It's treason, and she's also probably all stringy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

awww boo hiss

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

Alright, you can eat her
As long as you get her pin number and handbag before she cops it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

If its treason to eat the Queen,
shirely Prince Philip would have been brought to book by now....
...something to think about over lunch
( The Great Architect, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

nice, mental. image. you. cunt

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

Who says they've indulged in the heady delights of cunnilingus?
They may be strictly 'lights off, no talking, missionary position and DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

just like my parents

*rocks slightly*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Your parents look like
HRH Betty & husby Pip?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)