happy Succot to ya then

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Pfft, I don't pay attention to all of that.
Although I should, because apparently it's like camping except not, according to my far more religious cousin.

I like camping. I was a girl guide. I can tie all sorts of knots.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

my sister's gone all frum
very sad.
Looking forward to introducing her kids to bacon when the time is right
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

The most Jewish I get
Is getting my shreytl out of the cupboard and giggling at it.

Oh, and explaining the black phylactery boxes in the film Pi
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

tephilin- great place to keep your stash
and it becomes holy in the process
or something
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)