the war? I fought for people like you
but I never got one
( MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

You never got a person like me?
You don't want one, I smoke and swear and buy lots of box sets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

marry me

( MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

she doesn't take it up the ring
:(

/trying to find perfect woman blog
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hah, how little you know me.
I just don't get why men don't understand the one finger, two finger THEN anything else principle. You have to warm up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Alright, you can be my interweb husband.
to IM and to MSN
from this cookie forward
for broadband, for dialup
for paypal, for exiled Nigerian Princes,
in defrag and in skyware,
to match.com and to ebay,
till log off us do part'



*gives you the ISDN cable o' love*

'With my modem I honour you,
all that I (sp)am I give to you,
and all that I have I share(ware) with you,
within the love of Rob,
Father, Son and Holy Cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

too complicated
howabout a fuck?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

For all you know I could be a demure little maiden
And deeply offended by that.

I'm offering odds of 250-4.

(and I can't believe you said too complicated, I googled vows for you, you hairy git)

Right, I'm off to have a ciggiepoos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)