Is Heather Mills still quite fit for an old amputee or am I going nuts?
Her son's a ker-nobber though. Stupid BASTARD *kicks*. Fucking Govinder, didn't mean a bloody thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Not my cup of tea,
but then again she is about 40 years too old for my tastes.


*awaits the Daily Mail pitchfork mob*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

is she 38?
:-D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

She's got a good-sized rack,
I'll give her that, but a leg detaching while I was trying to pin it behind her ear would put me off.
( routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

that's ok then
cos I imagine pinning her leg behind her ear would put her off! (could be how she lost it in the first place!)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

Nah,
she loves bugs-bunny style sex.
( routine and Pantene, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)