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From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

wow ... two trevor macdonalds ... oh hang on ...
the one on the right's that alien ... nice ;)

btw... wtf is a poody hole? anything like wookie gorge?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

That's Wookie hole
in Cheddar gorge
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

Wooky Hole caves are well scary
If you're scared of heights. Ooooh, rickety mesh bridgy thing. Bastard chav child doing his best to make it rattle by jumping about as we walked on it.

Arsehole. His mum smacked him upside the head though. HAH.

I really am posting with no apparent agenda today. I almost said gender there. Hmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Harr cap'n
hope you're feeling better from earlier
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

I'm feeling quite shaky and....heart attacky. Without the pain.
Hmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Well that's something
Try a cup of tea and a nice sit down
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

I've got coffee.
As there's no yorkshire tea at work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Your crew is prepared to help you relocate your gender.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

To the Isle of Mann?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Cue Mr Bragg
"Sexuality... your laws do not apply to me"

Or something.

It's been a long time since I heard that, and I've no wish to repeat the experiment.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

It causes me distress to use the language of the plebs...

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

But you have to...
'round where you live.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

oo, get you!
I think you'll find that I live in a place what is dead posh, ashally.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Hahahaha!
Sorry.

You have my sympathies.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

sympathy
there are armies of chavettes all weak at the knees at the sight of my Ford Probe.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

All under the age of consent
Half of 'em preggers

and the other half already mothers.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

If you dont ask their age, its not a crime.
And anyway, the hot chicks at the local playgroup all know the score. As long as theyre back for Ballamory theyre happy
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

I was born there
well, not on the bridge. In fact, not even in the caves. But I was born in Wookey Hole. Honest.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Just because she's hirsute
That's no way to talk about your mum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

damn!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

in A Wookey Hole, y'say?
i'm not sure your mum would approve of you calling her that!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

*straps colostomy bag to ear*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

*sobs quietly*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

*offers colostomy bag*
a present from me to you.

It's not quite full yet, so there's still some mileage to be had. *ear dribbles midpiss*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

I'm beginning to feel quite ill.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

That always comes
Just before the fantasticness.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

Still waiting
for fantasticness.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

The mouth of
the poopipe
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

In tomorrow's weather.. YOU EARTHLINGS WILL SUFFER!
*Clenches fist*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahahaha OH YES

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Speaking of news
Chris de Burgh has "healing hands"

news
(too pissy for its own thread)
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahahahahahaha
"Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaagggggghh!!"
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha
he is "connected very strongly" to his hands.

hahaha - so am I.
/has wrists
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

OMG
me too!! WOW!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

de burgh!

( mr spoons, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

christ
thats scary
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Juddering Scull Poo!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

i wouldn't let him touch my hurty bits

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Clearly aliens
have no shadow.

;)
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

nor reflections
LIKE VAMPIRES
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Oops.
Meant to say reflection.

And I have to give a talk on my PhD project tomorrow. There is no hope.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Proven fact
they don't
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

heh heh heh, death to the puny humans

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Yay for Morbo!
And Futurama in general. You know they're making a film?
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)