From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(1.618..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

wow
she moves fast
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

She does in bed
I can tell yah!

her and Jo Brand ... ick ick ick


sod it ... you know I still would!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

gaaaah!
*SUPER UBER SPLUFF TO END ALL SPLUFFS*

i need a lie down now
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

from behind
i would.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

rohypnol will sort that...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*takes rohypnol*
it's not doing anythispdjgpofvmsdsdsdf
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

*bums til rectal wall collapses*

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

*wakes*
*looks in mirror to see goatse*
AAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

it would certainly help

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

she's got a case of Heron Flight

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

a whole case?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

however she overfilled her case with said Heron Flight
causing a massive Heron Flight explosion on opening of her case
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

wtf is Heron Flight?
I've been in a meeting all day
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

^this^
also mystified.
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

Heron Flight now legal in all countries except Uzbekistan

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

damn
*cancels order intended for the enslaved notary public of Uzbekistan*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

I don't know either...

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

Heron Flight is the new "he's on fucking fire!"
which in tern, was the new black.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

That's given me thoughts...
Aaaahhh, Holly.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

from
Red Dwarf???? You spluff over Normal Lovitt?



want a club members badge?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Holly?
That's my dog's name.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

the cock should stay still
and the hand should move up it

*has a degree in Magenta Studies*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

go for it
source is at gifdump
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

thanks for saying that site's NSFW

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

I didn't give a site!
and yes - it is NSFW
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

and loop it in an eternal wankspluff motion

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

i would pay good money to do that in real life.

also what the fuck has happened to saturday morning kids TV? it's all fucking cooking programs.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

would they cater for alien words?
they don't allow french.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

thank god

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

mon dieu!
though i'd like to see a frenchman appear on countdown and try and have a cheeky go at using a bit of the ol' french.

or an outraged alien insist that his conundrum answer does exist.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

and cheating on the maths (:

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

how many boobs does she have now then?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

not enough to go round

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

Heron Flight has been attributed to Carol Vorderman's hypnotic gaze which affect 100% of workshy doleys

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

That's Numberwang!

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

no...

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

42.6

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

you can play for real here...
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)