Made all fluffeh
for those* who are concerned about violence, read into comments made and consider them to be homophobic and think that so called celebrities saying that hard drugs are supa - dupa is quite fine.
Pffft.


*wankers


( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

" Submit your funny stuff "
*Spams goatse*
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Not me.
I don't think I am alone in thinking that you are being overly aggressive, homophobic and posting an enormous and shit image.

*clicks ignore.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

pffft.
Aggressive? Ok, I'll treat him with fluffeh kittens and put to bed in a cot of cotton wool!

Its my opinion, that he should come to some form of unfortunate demise for his bollocks comments. So what happens next?
The BBC keep him on just because they think he's funny? Ahem, most people I know think he is a tosser!
Angus Deaton for example, pulled from HIGNFY, Richard Bacon (ex BP).

And where, are the 'homophobic' comments? Have I stuck a swastika* on his head and declared I hate all gays? Pffft - I think not!

Besides - I've seen worse.

* could be an rotating gif challenge!

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)

did you forget your ritilin today?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

no - I ate me a cayke stuffed full of skittles last night, so I'm feeling somewhat fruity.

I did forget to indicate on the roundabout by tesco's though, does that count?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

thats a bit aggressive, why not just change the tv channel?
While I agree that the hypocritical stance of the BBC should be questioned, I don't feel the need to almost kill the bloke for it, or his OTT, empty-headed camp attitude.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Or do that.
Either one.

Go to the park, go to the cinema, have a nice meal somewhere.

Loads of stuff that can be done instead of telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Can't go to the park
it's overrun with chavscum (could be chav scum or chavs cum)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

Take big people with you.
Or a cd player that plays death metal VERY LOUDLY, so you can't hear the whining, consonant dropping bastard harp on about 'is you a goff then?' or whatever verbal diarrhoea they choose to hose you with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

Big?
Where would I find someone bigger than me?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

depends on what you mean by "big"
I'm taller and bigger in other ways

*tucks into sock*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

You've been peeking again
I've told you about that.

And I know it was you singing "Do you take it up the arse" in the bogs a couple of months back.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I admit it.
now you must admit your love for nude bungie spelunking.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

I have never bungied
Or spelunked.

Are you sure you're not confusing me with the pissed_squirrel in the corner?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

Stalking the rich, famous or the vulnerable
Always passes the time for me.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

I didn't know you'd started limiting your targets

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

He has time constraints now the police have imposed that curfew on him

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

I thought the curfew was a general thing
for Inigo's town
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

The police never said anyhting about people coming to me...
*calls pizza delivery place*
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I require a pizza. Please send a delivery girl that is young, impressionable and has a high pitched horror movie style scream.

Oh and can I have the free donner for orders over £9?
*hangs up*

See?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I think I need to start ordering pizzas from that place

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

for the soon-to-be-victim deliverygirl
or for the free donner for orders over £9?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Both sounds good.
What's the number?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

had to
too much choice spoils the buffet.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

and browser
don't forget to change your interweb browser as well
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

^this
IE = mince
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

and not the good mince either
That horrid mince you buy in frozen bags from asda.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

Not really.
you could just try turning your TV off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Aaaa-roaarrr!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

*hides*
Are you being some sort of jurassic pirate or have I just upset you?

:,-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

I am being a roary lion!
Aaaa-rroaarrr! A nice roary lion.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Ahhhhh
Aaaaa-roarr!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

I'm glad i don't have a TV


well.. almost..
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

There's no point owning one anymore
Now they've stolen Dick and Dom from me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

*sob*

i agree!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

Here here!


Here hare here
( Araucaria words and words and words and words, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Good job
Students need TV licences too. and failure to purchase one can lead to a £1000 fine and possible punish nookie.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

there's just no way they could track these things in the kind of halls that i'm in
it's silly
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

Want a bet?
I nearly got done for no TV licence when I was a student. I pointed out to them that the TV was only used with a video player, and that they were welcome to come and check the reception to see just what a wonderful signal I was getting.

Funnily enough, they never bothered me after that.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

That depends
on the prison you get sent to for non-payment of debt...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

bigga!!!
homophobe
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Hello.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

hi,
I don't recognise you.

then again I've not been around much
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

Oh, that's okay,
I was just saying hello.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

*bums*

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

jealousy gets you nowhere
captain arsefondle.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

This^
Plus 5 points for "captain arsefondle "
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

bit OTT?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

You've missed a trick there.
Bigger turns so easily in to Bugger.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

so Graham Norton has made a comments about doing pills and coke?
He's gone up in my estimations.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

i believe he is the first to do it also...
...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

pffft

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

Who gives a shit?
He was honest about it, he has no kids or anything that would mean he had to act more responsibly.

I think basically this guy's a jealous closet bummer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

yeah definately
He can't get drugs of his own.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

he has a dog
a labradoodle
( mictoboy, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

hmm.
you make it sound like being gay and taking drugs is some kind of bad thing?

As annoying as graham norton is, i can think of better reasons to dislike him than his sexual orientation or drug usage.

Y'know, like spewing out god-awful TV at every opportunity? :/
(dieselmonkey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)

lets say teh word "poo"!
eeeeeeehhhhh we bowth did swears at teh sayme toime!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

More of a stand against the BBC double standards
A straight man would be sacked instantly, whereas a gay man is allowed to continue to collect his huge salary.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Nah, i'm not so sure...
i think saying in an interview that he's very ocasionally taken E and coke, is slightly different to repeatedly indulging in coke fuelled 3 in a bed romps with expensive hookers.

..and being stupid enough to have a News of the World photographer present while ol' Angus was getting down to it...
(dieselmonkey, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)

and more to the point, I couldn't give a monkey's pet poodle if he enjoys uphill gardening, aka, being a homosexual.
nor am i homophobic, having worked in a couple nightclubs where various staff were openly and take the piss gay.

oh fuck it, i can't be bothered to comment any more......
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)