Or do that.
Either one.

Go to the park, go to the cinema, have a nice meal somewhere.

Loads of stuff that can be done instead of telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Can't go to the park
it's overrun with chavscum (could be chav scum or chavs cum)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

Take big people with you.
Or a cd player that plays death metal VERY LOUDLY, so you can't hear the whining, consonant dropping bastard harp on about 'is you a goff then?' or whatever verbal diarrhoea they choose to hose you with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

Big?
Where would I find someone bigger than me?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

depends on what you mean by "big"
I'm taller and bigger in other ways

*tucks into sock*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

You've been peeking again
I've told you about that.

And I know it was you singing "Do you take it up the arse" in the bogs a couple of months back.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I admit it.
now you must admit your love for nude bungie spelunking.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

I have never bungied
Or spelunked.

Are you sure you're not confusing me with the pissed_squirrel in the corner?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

Stalking the rich, famous or the vulnerable
Always passes the time for me.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

I didn't know you'd started limiting your targets

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

He has time constraints now the police have imposed that curfew on him

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

I thought the curfew was a general thing
for Inigo's town
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

The police never said anyhting about people coming to me...
*calls pizza delivery place*
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I require a pizza. Please send a delivery girl that is young, impressionable and has a high pitched horror movie style scream.

Oh and can I have the free donner for orders over £9?
*hangs up*

See?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I think I need to start ordering pizzas from that place

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

for the soon-to-be-victim deliverygirl
or for the free donner for orders over £9?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Both sounds good.
What's the number?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

had to
too much choice spoils the buffet.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)