Would you like a cup of tea?
/Reminisces about 100 Funniest Moments or whathaveyou.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

do you have roibos?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

you can get antibiotics for that

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

I had to look that up.
www.roibos.com/ And no I don't, sorry.
Twinings Assam only here, sorry. I love Stephen too much to desert him.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

rich in antioxidants and caffeine free...

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

sounds shit

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

makes me feel better about
drinking 5 pints of cider every night...
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

do you have rolos?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

I have malteasers

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I have heartburn

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Diddle-dee-dee!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

i have aaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiiiiime in the wooooorld

actually, I don't
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Look at the packet and spell it right then: Maltesers.
(Unless they're devices to tease people called Malcolm, in which case, I am sorry).
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

MalTasers would be fun
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

No. I don't.
Even if I did, you wouldn't get my last one.
I would squash it up and put it in a letter to Manchester.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

do you have robots?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

No. I don't.
Unless you count my housemates.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

do you have rockets?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

No. I don't.
Neither do I have rickets, rackets or retches.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

blast!

i could not think of any more words
Where's my head at! (;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)