(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
*calls pizza delivery place*
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I require a pizza. Please send a delivery girl that is young, impressionable and has a high pitched horror movie style scream.
Oh and can I have the free donner for orders over £9?
*hangs up*
See?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)