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(Pachey, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

RIS?

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

Agreed, RIS?
It had potential but then whats the deal with the warehouse?
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

the bump pad on the side of train platforms to inform blindo's that they're going to die
would be erotic for wheely chaps
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

bump pad?
is this some kind of funky new innovation?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

just the little dimply slabs that you see at the side of roads and whatnot that provide a clear and obvious change from pavement to OMFG NEARLY ROAD!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Haha!
That's what it should say in Braille
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Ha ha ^ this

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

I'd be scared if the floor communicated with me
or high

scared or high
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

you and me
are the only people who have noticed these
are you blind too?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

yes my braille screen is amazingly high definition

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

. . . . . . . . . ..
. .: .: : .: .: : .:
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

don't write braille! my monitor turns braille into real words what am I supposed to fucking do now

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

I once had a long-distance relationship with a blind woman. I wouldn't have bothered, but she really knew how to dirtybraille.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

I getcha

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

I saw a sign the other day warning people that those things are slippery when wet.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

But you still have to Keep The Faith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!11!!1!1111
( 4dam party, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

*dons vocoder*
ooowo-ooowo-ooowowo
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

On a steel horse I ride

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

I think that I need to get a photo of this to convert the non-believers.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

It's a dalek
using the blind helping nodules in the floor at the edge of train platforms
to get off
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

Rub rub rub rub rub
my robot ass

/Sealab 2021
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

haha
It's making my nipples hard just thinking about it!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

EXFOLIATE!

( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

*gets off*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

That one helluva lot of spluff!

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

I'd been saving up
for a special occasion
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

You must have been withered and empty
like a popped balloon after that super-soak!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

I was shaking like a shitting dog afterwards

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

That is what I meant yesterday:
www.b3tards.com/uploads/griffinslabers.gif

I don't know why -- but I thought it needed more Magesty
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

oh it did. I just had another pop this morning.

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

eat some egg whites
or somesuch
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha
I'd love to spluff all over Holly Willoughbys face

edit: hahahahahahaha I fucking love that
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( 4dam party, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

it's quite enjoyable. But she wanted more, and I just didn't have it to give

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

ha!
I'd love to I used to
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

I love her

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

Me too

( 4dam party, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

If only she was covered in fur

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

*yiff*

( 4dam party, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

she was hot when she used to dress up in one of those captian scarlet angels uniforms.
cor!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

*Drools*

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

ahhh, ok.
We don't have such clever stuff in teh north...
We just let our blindo's die.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

in our country we don't even let 'em drive!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

IT'S A FUCKING DALEK
LAUGH.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

eh?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

Heron Flight is proven to increase Dalek Vibrations

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

Morning GMOS...
have I missed something?
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

if by something you mean "I would like a Heron Flight Industries Newsletter" I shall send one right away

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

you're a nutter..
Although I dont totally understand it. But then I am half awake

btw... It this your dad?

( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

Grandma'sDadOfShoes

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

GreatGrandpaOfShoes?

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

no he's not my dad

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

He's not my dad either
Does that make us like, brothers or something?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Is the floor ribbed for its pleasure?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

Does a darlek experiance the emotion of joy?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Yes
and apathy
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

I'm staring at the carpet and then it changes frame
Is it scratching its undercarriage?



ahh - I thought there was some kind of bumpy stimulation going on
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Is he frigging himself off on the "Family Fortunes" answer board?

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

And our survey says...........
EEH UUHHH
( 4dam party, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

WINNAR!!!!!!

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

You know when you've been Dingled!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

*fears*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)