Aliens on Earth would have to put up with that racist cnut Clarkson.



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( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

hahahaha,
clarksons got mong eyes!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

HEY
YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

Have you seen the new volkswagon adverts
why in gods name have they gone all "l33t"
err woo, i like clarkson
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

maybe Richard Hammond
would crash a spaceship...
(pirahna, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

he's
a racist too?
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

nah

( mictoboy, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

damn
well, thats one less of us then.......
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I think he's just about anything
with ist on the end...
(pirahna, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

Rocket scientist?
Marine biologist?
Gynaecologist? *scared*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

yup, as a tw@t himself he's pefect for working on them...
and nice double post...
(pirahna, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Prove it.
*ninjer* WAAAAAAA
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

worse
he is a conservative(did i spell that right?)
rasist
(burnthatdictionary, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

you mis-spelled the easy one :)

( mictoboy, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

......
that was errrr.....
sutle humor
(burnthatdictionary, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

and two mistakes in five words
good going...
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

have you messed with his face?
he looks wierd but it's so seamless, i'm doubting myself :)
( mictoboy, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

Messed with his face? Me?
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

like it wasn't messed enough already...
(pirahna, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

...it's called mental wealth
/unknown scottish accent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

quality advert
chris cunningham could have my babies
( mictoboy, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

Oh, I know.
That, monkeydrummer, flex, the stuff he's done for RJD, even that old Autechre video was fucking wicked.

Who did Afrika Shox? That video's horrid but great. *googles*

Leftfield. I should have known that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

i've got the director's series dvds
and oddly his was the most dissapointing
maybe because i wanted MORE
( mictoboy, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Hmmm. I don't know what DVD I've got of his.
*has a look about*

I can't find the cover of it.... but I think it's the same one that you've got. Does it have noisy menu screens?

Oh and of course we have Rubber Johnny.

EDIT: I now have portishead in my head.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

Not sure he's racist.
Xenophobic, certainly.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

but think about how ace
top gear would be if they were testing space ships
"looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow"

(yes i know i've been beaten to this by another b3tard but i got a 404 when i tried to post first time round)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Woo!!
Although, I like Clarkson!
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)