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Edit: Asshats! Can't spell for toffee *Syndrome*

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

pfffft!
I know some people can open bottles with their teeth - but with their lips????
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

a woman in thailand used to do it.... not with caps though...
... ouch!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

a woman My mum
in Thailand with my milk bottles when I was younger
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

you are my sister...
AICMFP!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

"yes... you SEAM to have a bottle in your mimsy hole!"

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

and a tv floating in front of your groin

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

And judging by the X-ray
Her hip bones extend to outside her body
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Child bearing hips
like Michael Jackson
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

That bottle is blatently inserted anally.
Trust me I know about that sortof thing.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

a friend works as a military nurse and he's told me about how dangerous this is...
... the bottle creates a vacuum inside and simply pulling it out will turn you inside out...

the bottle needs to be broken... :ox

BOWK
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

broken?
surely you could just insert a lubed up tube alongside the bottle to let air in as you pull the bottle out?

Bottle in rectum = bad
Broken bottle in rectum = horrid
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

I don't get the joke.
Unless the joke is 'people putting things up themselves is teh funneh'.

Am I missing a vital piece of WW info?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

the bottle xray is a fake
.... apart from that your level of Hummus needs updating ...
( awallafashagba, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

There are lots of apparently funny things I don't get the hilarity of.
Scary Movie and American Pie to name two.

Oh, and Roy Chubby Brown.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

*This*
And also anything by Jolly Jack.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Yeah, he's just shit.
And also a right wanker.





But then I'm lying, so we're both even.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

i got bored and i droored a picture for u...
... i will scan it once i get home :)
it didn't start as a pirate but i ended that way :)
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

Oooooooh
Everything ends up as pirates- because pirates are the subconscious WIN.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

I thought all
old women suffered from irritable bowels.....
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Doesn't matter
I don't get some things that everyone else does. No worries...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Wonder woman had a lot of free time after retirement

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)