Not as sprightly as he used to be...
...but he still enjoys a dip.



From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

At a certain point you just think
'it's easier for you to not go swimming. Oooh look, countdown's on. Have you got your dictionary and your pad? Yes, I'll put the kettle on. '
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

that's how old people take a piss without embarrassing themselves

( gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

On the floating jesuschair?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

yes
old people are twisted and evil
( gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

I have 6 grandparents.
You have no need to remind me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Yay for confusing families!
I have 3 Grandads.

And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

I have an uncle and an aunt
who are younger than me. My Grandad is a frisky old bugger.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

do they give you acid?
that'd be alright
( gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

sadly not...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

show-off
I only have one...

that's still alive, anyway
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

Borrow one of mine
There:

Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age

married to

Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid


short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog

married to

short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else


mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below

married to

ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

I so hope that's a typo about the short foul-mouthed old lady...
I guess she loves no-one except her dog?

If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

I ninjered it already.
And I dread to think.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

The fireman sounds about the best of the bunch
But, frankly, the one I've got is more than enough...

That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

yay for floating jesuschairs

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Ello fuckknuckle!
*rubs bum on you*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

I'm sure I had a dream about that...
ello!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

I rub my bum on people I likes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

*sulks*
You've never rubbed your bum on me

*waves over Captain's shoulder*

Hello Mr Horrible sir! Long time no see!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

You're always here though
He'd been away.

Fuck off for a bit and you might get a nice suprise!

(no don't though)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

*concentrates on making stuff in woodwork shop, pretends to ignore Cap'n*

*wonders where the tea is*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

In the kitchen, waiting for someone to make it UNDERLING.
*sups coffee*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

*figs*

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

haha
.
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

.
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(GoldenFanjita, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

..
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(HyperSquiZ, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

...--.--...-.-...

( gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

.
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( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

I keep expecting these to be secret links
.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

*doesn't click*
GOT YOUR NUMBER
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

*clicks*
wahoo!

round and round and round and round and
round and round and round and round and
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

haha
That's my afternoon sorted

*memerises*
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

... - - - ... ... - - - ...
.......s.o.s , s.o.s

edit: fixed :P
P.S: if people really want to pick you might want to notice that I've put: s t t t s s t t t s
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

that was the default
ringtone for text messages on nokia phones
edit\ yeah and what they said down there ⇓
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

that's SMS you divvy
you're missing a dash (technically 2, as you repeated it)
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

:P
give me a break its friday and im tired XD
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

breaking new boundaries
of morse code pedanticism
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

haha divvy
*slaps chin*
( gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

:P
.-. . - .- .-. -..
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

hello

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)