look at this, it's funny! but you couldn't tell by looking, or ever see it on the front page now!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/Compo_OldSup_10pixelated.gif
How come Jolly Jack gets away with it? :(

_{click for shocking, hardcore edition}

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)

thank god you blurred out the nipples

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

I had to protect your innocent soul

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

nowt wrong with grannynips
they are just like sucking a fruit pastel you've just found in the pocket of an old coat
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

or a button at the end of one of the sleeves

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

apparently there is

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

Jolly Jacks pics are art
you on the other hand are just a dirty smutty pr0n peddlar.




I prefer you.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

I can't deny this

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahahaha
ludicrous!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

Good afternoon Granma
*fluffles*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

HAHAHA
A+
(wsdhgt is a focking lumberjack, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

*decides not to click*
woo!
(parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

Sorry toast
Could you link this as I've just got into a bit of trouble over it, don't want anyone else to get into shit.

Sorry :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

true, it's probably my work just being a bit funny
Plus my computer does open out onto the rest of the office.

Sorry to trouble everyone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

was it Jane?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

No, Jane's over the other side of the pod now
I've moved.

TOAST- don't worry it's probably my work just being anal. Seriously no need to link or whatever- don't mind me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

does she smell of dust?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

u r a dolphin?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

How about you stop being a dosser
and get back to work?

EDIT: ;)
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Kiss my arse
you
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

*kisses*
....oh.... you meant him

/wenchly duties
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

i was gonna say
maybe a bit NSFW. but then i didn't. but now i have.
(parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

that was my idea, James

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

happy b3taday, sexy butt!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

sorry fella...
i thought peeps would get i was taking the piss by the LOLZORZ and ROFFLES
:-/
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Well if the Captain got into trouble for a pair of cartoon granny baps,
then I'm sure she wouldn't be amused by being tricked into clicking meatspin.

I wasn't.

But apology accepted - on the condition that you make your own meatspin for my personal use only :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

:)
okies... i'll get on it right way....
*gumph*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

everything's been your idea today!!
bah! I say! BAH!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)

what?
oi you!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

Pah
*pounces*

*fluffles*




...
..

*profit*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

hahahahaha!

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha
When I saw first frame I thought the elasticity of his arse had gone.
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha!

( Afinkawan, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

WOO!
nice one, and well done for the pixelation.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)

Nicely.
What's the most disturbing?



( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

you missed
"swollentip" and
"The Blue Aardvark"
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

Good point
I'll have to add swollentip to the next poll, along with bagslap and a couple of others.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

The Blue Aardvark?
www.sparklesparkle.net/images/aardvarkblue.gif
?
( TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

GGGAAAAAAHHHHH!
My fucking EYES!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

And bagslap.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)

woo
edit: NSFW? bollocks.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)

too late
removed to protect the children who draw glowing pink cocks, dead cats and shit flinging.

_{moan, grumble, complain, cry}
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

gah! it really just depends on the viewers...
and the time of day etc..
i liked it :)
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

I said I was sorry
And also said nevermind about the linkage.

I'm the one getting in trouble, not you, so don't be sad.

It's just not my fucking day really, is it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

That's Friday the 13th for you, chap :(
x
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

It's ok,
I thought it was ok and asked two other deviants who agreed, but if it's upset one person it'll no doubt upset hundreds more, so I guess it's best to link it.

never mind
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

Well it's up to you.
But I wasn't the one with the problem with it, just so you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)

i got in trouble last year for looking at b3ta...
i was on a til in PCworld though...
and i was looking at celebrity sex change compo :-D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

'Please come to my office after work to discuss the content of the sites you are viewing'
Sorry, it's just my work being gits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)

in which case it's not just his picture
but probably b3ta in general you'll get a bollocking for
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

hahahahaha
if they are worried about the content that you are viewing on b3ta, this pic is the LEAST of your worries.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

hahaha ^ sadly, this

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

Having asked it was more because a prospective client apparently walked past my desk when my page refreshed.
And 'commented' on it.

I'm alright as long as I keep my eye out. That was a very scary email considering.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)

It's a difficult one.
As an employer, I'd block the fucking site and makes the lazy bastards do some work. It's a real timestealer and there is always a chance that something nasty will turn up.

But being self employed, bollocks to all that, I hope you have a good defence "well boss, I'm into old ladies' nips in a big way and B3TA satisfies my bappetite for all things crinkly"
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

Ha ha
shame about the censorship though, come on cartoon tits?!?
( Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

Hasn't anyone told you?
Jolly Jack is immune to the laws of b3ta. He could draw a massive vagina and still get away with it provided he added enough scribbly lines.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

or tentacles

(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

and fur

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

There's nowt wrong with JJs linework
Scribbly lines beats stuff like "a blob coloured in some pastel shade in ArtRage with a face drawn on it" and that kind of thing.

I'm not a big fan of furry fantasy art, but the dude can certainly draw.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

hahahaha

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)

fucking Ace!
I love you and want your babies
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
brilliant - unlink it toasty!

There are dozens more genuine NSFW images that get posted on b3ta everyday that no-one bats an eyelid to. Fuck the nazis!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)

Haha!
Hardcore my eye
*demands proper hardcore*
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

excellent
and perfectly safe
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)