From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)

buckfast is monk-cum
fact
( Leningrad, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

holy shit... IT GREW

( Leningrad, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

he got pleased

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

At the thought of monk cum?

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

furry monks

( Leningrad, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

with tits?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

*spluff*

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

titz n tailz magazine

( Leningrad, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

*spluffs*

there's an s on fourdam you cock - unless perhaps it was a single celled spluff?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

fourdams?


he spluffs
she spluffs
you spluff
we spluff
I spluff
they spluff
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

so your post should be 'spluffs' then
*wanks*
( mictoboy, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

hahaha
I was half way through typing he wanks, she wanks etc
but I got bored and went for the frog chorus instead
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

hahahahahaha I laughed like a mong there
*sees your point*

I forgot between asterisks was in the third party
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)

we all spluff together
do do do oy-ee-oy
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)

.

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

Yay!

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

LOL!

( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

hahahahaha

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

there are times when only fake tits will do.
especially badly drawn ones on doggies. Well done
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

can you not read man?
That's a rabbit!
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

hahahaha
this made me chortle
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

Duck tape?

( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

Yes
Duck branded duct tape.
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

If it ain't Duck, it'll come unstuck!
Gotcha.
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

i really like buckfast abbey
but it's not a good accompaniment to fish and chips
( mictoboy, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)

buckfast abbey sounds like the sluttiest girl ever

( Leningrad, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

she is
but she's slack as well.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

you're a wierdo

( mictoboy, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

5 x too big
edit: but nice!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)

I like it

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

enormous!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)

I've never actually tasted buckfast
I always preferred the sweet taste of mad dog when i was a teenage hoodlum
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

every 20th one is hallucinogenic!

( mictoboy, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)

BASTARD!
I only ever drank 19 bottles
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

you lie!

( mictoboy, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)

I used to drink it by the deer park
when I was 13 and then throw up.

(tasted is again recently and it's not bad if a touch medicinal)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)

deer park Castledykes Park

edit: In case this joke was lost on you, maybe it wasn't like that then......

A particularly salacious report was passed to me from some tin-pot newspaper calling itself the Dumfries and Galloway Standard. "RID OUR PARK OF PERVERTS!" its front page shrieked. "Visitors to... (Castledykes Park) are being put off - thanks to flashers and homosexuals". A Dumfries councillor, ex-copper, Tom Holmes wants to ensure the matter is fairly debated, so "talks are to be held between himself, police and council officials". He wants the installation of CCTV cameras in an action "similar to those carried out in Stirling..." the recording of all cars "entering or leaving" the park; the public reassured by police pro-activity; the Procurator Fiscal to back the police when reports are sent to them; the eventual closure of the park 'cottage' and park users to be encouraged to take down car registration numbers and hand them to the police. Apparently, messages constantly have to be scrubbed off the walls "which the homosexuals leave for each other". Behind his rhetoric are the young people he purports to protect. Statistics show that most of us, gay or straight have had our first sexual experience between the ages of 14 and 16. And the 'cottage' is where many young gays go - heads often filled with romantic ideals, armed with little or no sex education - in search of a gay experience. It may not be ideal, but hey, welcome to the real world! Tom Holmes says in the Dumfries and Galloway Standard: "Castledykes must be protected by those in authority so that it can be enjoyed by the public and made full use of especially by children". What? Like the 13-year-old police monitored using a cottage in Stirling by CCTV cameras during his school holidays?

www.scottishmediamonitor.com/articles2.cfm?ID=21
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)

it was always locked at night when I was a lad

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

It's like cumming on someone's lovely firm ripe tits
then realising your mum's watching you.
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

Christ, is it that good?
*buys a case*
( 4dam party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

art!

( Mousing, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)

1L buckfast = beat the wife
750ml buckfast = slap the kids
*edit* luckily i'm at work and have a shed load of bandwidth... but thats a pisstake, yes?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING BIG PICTURE YOU FUCKING TWAT
but thank you for giving me something to let off some steam about. (I'm ris'ing on the Componess too by the way)
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

Hooray for tramps

(Ian Woosnam, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)

hahahha
he looks like Kerry KMLabs :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)