"You won't like me when I'm constipated..."


From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( Dr.Dunno, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

he'll do green poos!
incredible green poos

and they'll get stuck in the ubend

and he'll have to stick his plunger in there to get them out

his big green plunger
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

you phallic bastard
if only my green plunger was as big as his
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

maybe there's some technique to increase the size of your plunger
and also it's volume of plunging?
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

plunger pumps i heard
and enlargements but the plastic ones dont do too well i have heard
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

maybe one can wear an extra layer of sausage
for more girth
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

*tries*
*my man-plunger has gone cold and floppy*
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

hmm
try google picture search for "carol vorderman" it might help
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

weird
I was just doing that
( Dr.Dunno, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

sexy tiem!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Crikey
I think he's about to blow a hole through the toilet bowl
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

I've just noticed
that his foot, is the same size as the lower part of his leg.

that's quite unusual.
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

Also, his hand is twice the size of his head

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

he has brainy hands

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

yes
he's also greeen
( Dr.Dunno, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

and that's the least odd thing about him

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

nice
woo
( bilbobarneybobs is cold and tired, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

pffft!

( eclectech, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

Crikey!
i bet they've got a half life of about 5000 years what with all the gamma radiation.

also, in other news, hello, nice to see you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

haha
I've never thought about the halflife of the hulk's stools before
( Dr.Dunno, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

it a tricky question
are they redioactive all the time? ot just when he's the hulk?

and on a time line what percentage of that is hulk time and what's the average hulk dump size?

damn you stan lee, i demand answers!!!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

there's just
no justice
( Dr.Dunno, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

He even looks like elvis.. :)
Woo!
( Munsta, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)