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[challenge entry] 'You won't like me when I'm constipated...'

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# he'll do green poos!
incredible green poos

and they'll get stuck in the ubend

and he'll have to stick his plunger in there to get them out

his big green plunger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# you phallic bastard
if only my green plunger was as big as his
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# maybe there's some technique to increase the size of your plunger
and also it's volume of plunging?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# plunger pumps i heard
and enlargements but the plastic ones dont do too well i have heard
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# maybe one can wear an extra layer of sausage
for more girth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# *tries*
*my man-plunger has gone cold and floppy*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hmm
try google picture search for "carol vorderman" it might help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# weird
I was just doing that
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Crikey
I think he's about to blow a hole through the toilet bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I've just noticed
that his foot, is the same size as the lower part of his leg.

that's quite unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Also, his hand is twice the size of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# he has brainy hands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# yes
he's also greeen
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# and that's the least odd thing about him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Crikey!
i bet they've got a half life of about 5000 years what with all the gamma radiation.

also, in other news, hello, nice to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# haha
I've never thought about the halflife of the hulk's stools before
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)
# it a tricky question
are they redioactive all the time? ot just when he's the hulk?

and on a time line what percentage of that is hulk time and what's the average hulk dump size?

damn you stan lee, i demand answers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)
# there's just
no justice
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# He even looks like elvis.. :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)