"Alzheimers? Is that like Kryptonite?"... Yes, Superman... It is.


From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( Leningrad, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)

:)

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

hahaha
excellent
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

well hallo there!

how goes it?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

alright - kind of
i've spent 2 hours this morning trapped in an automatic carwash :¬(

i've never used one in 10 years of driving, and after today, I never will
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Leningrad, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

yeah yeah yeah
you may mock but...

ah fuck it. it is pretty funny now.
wasn't at the time though.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

How on earth did you managed to get trapped in an automatic carwash?!

( Leningrad, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

Left the windows down.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

the guy who went in before me was in a huge landrover thing and he crashed into one of the spinny things on his way out
then i went in, the first thing went over my car and stopped behind the back window.
the the brushes started spinning and then the whole thing just stopped.
i couldn't go forwards or backwards.

the guy in the landrover had knocked the brush part off its rails
or summat
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

I bet that you were bored shitless!
No damage to your car?
( Leningrad, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

luckily no damage
but they wouldn't let me get out of the car
incase the machine started up
even though i pointed out that it was fucked and not going anywhere
i had to stay inside
AND i had taken the aerial so i couldn't listen to the radio
so i listened to the kings of leon over and over and over
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

awww

*huggles*

that good luck will turn up soon q:

shame you couldn't come last night ):
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)

yes - it looks like my luck is changing
but not for the better :¬)

i nearly made it, i would have liked to go
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)

well
at least you know you got your money's worth.
( Disco Biscuits needs to get shopping, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

i got my money back
and my car is still covered in muck
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

Do you know have a nice shiny silver car?
haha.... Sorry I'm not laughing at your mis-fortune...
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

no
i have to go and wash it by hand in a few min
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

We have hand car washes here that are super cheap :o)
Except I can't take my car, driving back from Bulgaria a lorry spewed oil all over it, and I mean 'all' over it... I'll have to wash it by hand before I take it to be washed!! :o(
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)

mine is parked under a tree
and it gets covered in sticky tree-spluff stuff

i have to wash it 2 times a week :¬(
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)

Cut down the tree!!
Or? In all seriuosness, you can get a car cover for £4 from halfords, they just go straight over and secure to the wheels :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)

i'm moving soon
so it's not worth it
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)

What £4!!
hahaha!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

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carwash...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

I'm glad my misfortune amuses you so much
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)

It brings happy to my flu-soaked day
*Coughs a bit*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)

Sorry mate
It made me laugh quite a lot aswell :¬D
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

that is
the best story ever
(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

the skewed view on life
by leningrad


as always...!! q:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

=)
good shizzle!
( Disco Biscuits needs to get shopping, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)

There's only one way to find out.
*attempts to board Superman while carrying liquids in hand luggage*
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

Aww,
woo!
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)

haha
A delima many of us have faced, when flying in the sky under our own power for no explicable reason
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)

I like this
a lot
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

I know I may be slightly biased but...
Seriously sweetie, that is fucking awesome. No girlfriend bias intended
(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

Sad and beautiful
Like, bittersweet like

Nice style, as always
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

sheer phuqing genie-ass

congratulations
(dr dolittle, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)

hahaha.
awesome.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)

this made me stop lurking
this is the funniest thing in the entire world.
(chicken_parm, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:44, archived)