I know jaws isn't a super hero but then i remembered how nice and forgiving all my fellow b3tans are


edit: incidentally what is the subject of todays draw off?

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

BURN HIM !!!!!!!!
WITH SOLDERING IRONS
AND HAIR STRAIGHTENERS
AND POP TARTS
AND McDONALDS COFFEE
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

Even the fires of hell have nothing on poptarts
Those things will strip your fingerprints right off
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

actually
MI6 Use them.
oops ... I've said too much

*hides*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

*watches*
*secretly*

STOP THAT!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

Ah! Its the Fuzz!
*Runs*
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

you won't get far
*presses secret button in flashy control panel*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the ejector button you cuuuuuunt
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

Hahahahahaha
xD
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)

*Checks Villian handbook*
"always run down alleys with mesh fencing at the end"

You'll never catch me alive!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

quick - head for the melon market
watch out for that large pile of empty boxes!!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

/father ted blog

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

burning some-one with a macD's coffee
isn't strictly just burning .. more like "infecting"
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

But it leaves enough scarring to count

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

WARNING
may cause scaring and mild cases of death
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

i'm just glad you missed out
hot mince pies and
cheese toasties
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

together? urgh

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

microwaved jam!
mmmm
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

McDonalds Apple Pie
Robbers use them to melt the hinges off bank vaults
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

I knew it!
Ronald couldn't have possibly made that much money working as a clown!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

its the least of his worries now


CLICK IT YOU SLAGS
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)

SMALLER THANK YOU!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)

what like this...
thank you???
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

also..
thnx
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

or
_ty
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

OR
☺
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

Hair straighteners are lethal
here is what my friend did to his hand when participating in a drunken bet to see how long he could take straighteners on his hand NSFW
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

what a stupid twat

( mictoboy, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Fuck me!
Was he pissed? Yes, "drunken bet" is a clue...

Ooh, ouch. *blinks*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

seen that before..
... you hang around with nutbars! :D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

He's a superhero because he swam to Hawaii faster than a plane.

( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Obviously...
As planes cannot swim....

:)
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

I saw one in james bond that could
the breast stroke don't you know ;)

Sorry, my mind wondered a bit there
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

What about
seaplanes - eh?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

what about flying boats then?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

TREBUCHET.

( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

is that 3 french meat merchants?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

*reinstalls age of empires 2*
looks more like a catapult type device to me
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

it is...
and apparently we have the oldest working one in Warwick Castle

/re-enactment blog
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

my brother made one out of lego
it was about a meter tall, launched 3" diameter stones at a variable angle and dented a door
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

NO.
THANKYOU AND GOODNIGHT.
( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

If by 'airplanes' you were talking about yourself, and by 'swim' you meant 'have sex with pigs', then you ware very very wrong.
I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TWO WEEKS AGO, YOU DON'T GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANY MORE.
( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

Awww
Sharks are cute-ums anyway but awwww, even cuter!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

haha
STATS: www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

USE THE OLD LINK, IT'S WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/users2.htm
( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

Cheers, I'm blind now.
You cunting daughter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

cunting daughter?
pfft
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

Slayer lyrics!

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

exorcist quote

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

both?

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

Bah.
Slayer said it best with "Bastard sons begat your cunting daughters"

I tend to sing it to the tune from Bod.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

promiscuous mothers with their incestuous fathers
yes, it fits bod quite well
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

OMG I'M BLIND TOO! I use a braille monitor.,

( gronkpan, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

'spacks'

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

haha!!
he's now safe to get in the cage with...
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaaha

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

*faints*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

that kind of reminds me
of the staring contests on Big Train

:D
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

best I could do

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahaha
well this is turning into a heated competion and no mistake
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

WINNAR!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

pfft!

( mictoboy, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

good fucking lord!
Do I really look that handsome?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

well I like it
...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

Kill it now !
woo
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

how's he
meant to eat everyone now?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

he bought a liquidiser

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)