Harry Potter and the Awkward Sexual Awakening.

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( Leningrad, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:07, archived)

speaking of Harry Potter - I had this email earlier
Dear Lucky Kazoo,

I hope this email gets to you, there was no way of contacting you listed on your website.

Thanks to the B3TA newsletter, I have just listened to Harry Potter And The Underage Blow Job, as hosted on your site, here:

www.luckykazoo.com/media/2006/10/harry-potter-and-underage-blow-job.html

As we are both aware, that piece of audio was made by Cassetteboy. You are aware of this fact, because you have stolen it from Cassetteboy and put it on your website. I am aware of it because I am one half of Cassetteboy, the half who spent hours trying to make Stephen Fry say "Blow Job" in fact.

I do not have a problem with people taking my work without my permission - as Cassetteboy infringe copyright on a daily basis, that would be rather hypocritical of me. What I do object to is people passing my work off as their own. There is no mention of Cassetteboy on the web page in question, which I'll admit has annoyed me somewhat. I would therefore be grateful if you could add a simple 'by Cassetteboy' credit to the webpage.

Providing you credit us in this way, you may host as many of our tracks as you like on your website. There is another Harry Potter one on our album 'Dead Horse', for example, along with some stuff about The Streets, David Attenborough and Michael Jackson, to name but a few.

I hope you don't think I am being unreasonable, and I trust you will comply with my request.

Stay lucky (and indeed, a kazoo),

Mike Cassette

EDIT: Just to be clear. His request is obviously reasonable, and complied with. (The file was emailed to me, and I wanted to stick it SOMEWHERE. Hence hosting it.)
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:08, archived)

Haha, oh dear.
I rather like Cassetteboy - my girlfriend has the album. It's all brilliantly done.
( Leningrad, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:12, archived)

it's great stuff
they really should be more well known
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:14, archived)

Is there any way of getting out of having your real name and address come up on a whois thingy?
I'm about to register a couple of sites, but don't want to give that info out - especially as I am back at my parent's place until early next year.
( Leningrad, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:36, archived)

sort of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domains_by_Proxy
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:39, archived)

Ah, did it through dreamhost.
treasureislanddizzy.com has been bought
( Leningrad, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:46, archived)

and if
you register 3 domains at once with godaddy
you get the byproxy service for free!

(not that I'm a domain freak or anything... 16 and counting...)
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 5:53, archived)

I don't think that's
his real name...
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:15, archived)

um...
I'm not sure that I understand that.
oh.. he used his wand as a... ok. now I do

TJ: Is this the start of a trend?
www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/10/19/1160851034108.html
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:12, archived)

I fucking knew it - it's an uprising.

( Leningrad, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:13, archived)

YAAAAY!
 
Go, stingray, GO!

I hope John Howard's next.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:51, archived)

love the last sentence:

The stingray was being kept in a garbage bag at the fire station.
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 5:19, archived)

it makes no fucking sense at fucking all
but it makes me laugh, oh how it makes me laugh.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:18, archived)

death via anal wand violation...
...is still preferable to any sticky fumbling with that miserable hermione sack of vomit.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 4:45, archived)

I dont get it
....nope, still dont get it.
( PureDerry, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)