I've nothing against him....


His name just alliterates with "Unlucky"

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( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

What darned bad luck !
Hahaha ! Woo !
( rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

oh my.......
spider death is unlucky.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

i hoped it was
spoons woo
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

Uri Geller is actually dead
Haven't you heard?
Apparently he scratched the back of his neck and his head fell off.
edit : and surely it alliterates better with "Urinating"
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

Re: alliteration suggestion.
You have inspired my next piece!!
( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Ace!

This should happen to him until he snaps:


( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Hahaaaaaaa
*wees*
( rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

haha
I wondered what it was in my spider's web this morning
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Hows the spider doing these days anyhow?
Have you tried feeding it stuff like hamburger meat? Or are spiders more choosey about what they eat?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

they can only eat living things
because they inject them with digestive enzymes which are carried around the still living animal's respiratory system, digesting the entire prey within it's exoskelton, leaving a nutritious soup for the spider to sloo. Dead stuff won't work because it won't digest.

I'm wondering what to do to keep it fed over the winter.
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

A spider bite can paralyse you for months
weirdly enough
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Especially the rarely seen and extremely subtle Brazilian Tarantula:



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( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Wow!
I want one
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

Sadly, it's not real...
...but you could do what I did and make your own! You just need a normal tarantula and one of these:


(shown 1500 times actual size)


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( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)