Jimmy Carr would make my Top Ten.
In fact, he'd probably end up hosting it...



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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

hahahahahah
top source photo
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

source here
static.sky.com/images/pictures/1368265.jpg
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

damn fine work with the reflection
woo
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

it's recycled
www.flickr.com/photos/lomokev/189302338/in/set-72154/
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

honesty is a the best policy :)

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

:o)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Still works,
good stuff.
( RBF esquire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Breathes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

*recovers*
*Clicks*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

he pisses me off so much
because he is genuinely funny
but relies on piss poor writers, and autocue kills his delivery
plus he whores himself out far too much to maintain career longevity
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

That's it
His delivery is SHIT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

it's much better live
when he has to remember his material
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

I saw him live
as the headline at Up the Creek. It was really disappointing. I think he just kind of turned up without preparing anything, and rehashed old material.
( JimmerUK .com - The besterest thing on the web until, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

I find some of his jokes very funny indeed - when someone else tells them.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

hehe

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

^ this, a lot ^^

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

I love you. Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo


*clicks until the board has a raucous orgasm*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

A "boardgasm" if you will

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

*spluffs*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
No bridge, no helicopter....

He's gonna die! Woo!
( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Bite his
perfectly coiffured hair off first
(Hibbyz Has lots of patterns to give away: see profile..., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

He came into my shop once to buy a watch,
absolute cunt.

*clicks*
( RBF esquire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

hahaha
This looks real to me
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

I would quite like to see him killed by a million papercuts
to see what that would look like.

To his credit - he thinks he is a cunt too.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)