i do hope Mr de Burgh takes a visit

Edit: in this he has Parkinson's

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( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

museum of spikes? pfffffft!!!

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

haha
I'd love to visit a museum of spikes.
Apparently there is a museum of bricks somewhere near Blackburn. I must visit some time.
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

really?
I live there, and I have to see this...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

I need to check it out
some obsessive bloke spent a lifetime collecting bricks from around the world, and when he died, he donated them in his will to the council. I think they have a small museum somewhere, but I'm not sure where exactly. Somewhere round blackburn way.
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

BAROMETER WORLD!

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

WORLD OF CUTLERY

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

LOG LAND!
its woody!

i miss potters museum of freaky shit down in cornwall. it was closed and all the bizzare stuffed kittens and that, sold off :(
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

There's also a pencil museum
in Cumbria. It has the world's largest pencil.
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

pwoaah
*licks lips*
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

He said
PENCIL!!!!!!!!
( Mstandot, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

yes and what of it!!11??
can't a man find a shaft of graphite encased twixt 2 lengths of wood arousing?
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

you should see the world's largest pencil sharpener

( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

the very idea of it
disgusts me !!!
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

i read an article about a guy with a massivecollection of traffic cones
he went round theworld with cones in his boot, and if he saw a sort he didn't have, he stop and swap one
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

haha
I love obsessive people
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

love fear
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

i love them all the time! 24/7!
i have five in my cellar!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

what
this one?

Ning, all.
( trumpet, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

that's the museum alright,
but the biggest pencil is much bigger than that
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

it is indeed
but we couldn't get junior into the glass case for a cutesy photoshoot.
( trumpet, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

#kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the trolls#
#look under the bridges, thats where they hide...#
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

He'd be able to heal himself
through the use of his hands and the power of prayer.

_{the gheyer}
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

Just nail him to a cross
Its the christian kryptonite
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

i thought that was
iraqi blood
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

The ultimate purveyor of filth!
Daily in bed....
I massage his knees *cheek to cheek*
It's fun to be queer
when you're up a tree....

And I hardly knooow
This blokie by my siide
we ran out of luuuube
I didn't mind but he cried...

EDIT - sorry, I know the homos aren't to be ridiculed. But De Bleuuuurgh is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

you absolute fucker
i've got that in my head now
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

The "homos"...
that's like saying:I'm not racist,I like Ni**ers!
( Mstandot, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

hahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

heh
what if you are black ?
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Then it's "niggaz"
which is more acceptable
( Mstandot, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

righty ho
*makes notes*
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

I can't be racist, I'm marrying one.
Well, he's pretty pale but he is half white. And I'M not the one who called him a spear chucker (no, that was our biker mate Gumby, who doesn't understand polite society...)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

half white...isn't that technically grey?
Your BF is John Major AICMFP
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

I'm marrying one hahaha
best way of putting that ever !!
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

oh the irony

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

you're marrying a racist?
/deliberate mis-read blog

edit: seems i'm not the only one...
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

you're marrying a racist?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

Yup.
That's not true, he's not at all. Unless you count the Pussycat Dolls as a race.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

they are clearly formed in a lab
especially this one

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

dear Cpt Wow
i am married to a brazilian half latina lady,

am i in a interracial marriage or not?

your sincerly

monstrinho
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

I'd go with whatever she says
These hispanic women are well scary...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

I wasn't calling anyone racist.
Merely mentioned your comments about "fudge-packers" was not very p.c, thus I mentioned the N-word as an example.
( Mstandot, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

I'm not very PC.
But then I'm also not a bigot, I just say horrible things about everyone (my uncle's gay, and he thinks it's hilarious)

Was only joking, dear Stan.

Plus I'm not entirely straight.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Impale him
Impale him

nice.
( Mstandot, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)