Video killed the radio star.

I wish.

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

Chris Moyles should never, ever, ever, ever, ever
be allowed such a quick death.
( Afinkawan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

Agreed....
I like to imagine the endless writhing around on the floor, seconds after he falls out of frame.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

i want him slowly peeled

( mictoboy, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

with a rusty pair of garden shears

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

in a vat of salt and chilli.

(jmaxi returned again on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

I'd like to wrap him up in tin foil...
and then stick him in some very hot water. Nothing quite like a tin-foiled boiled moyles.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

arf!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

If you add a bit of olive oil to him before the tinfoil it stops the skin from sticking to it.
And you end up with oiled tin-foiled boiled moyles
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

but
he'd broadcast his death, and refuse to stop talking. a quick death would be better for us all
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

Haha!
Made me larf arf arf!
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
I hate that talentless twat.
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

Video etc
Is it HD ready?
( strictlyoffhisrocker smelly, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Donno, I've been trying to get into the Moyals control panel
But some fucker turned the volume to max, put it on repeat and glued the fucker shut
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

Woo

(hadmatter, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

hahaha YES. That guy is such a prick.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

success!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

hahaha

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)