The imminent death of Halifax Howard
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Warning - may contain Howard just about to drown in a stream of giant's jizz.

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(Lord Tredegar, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

Who's Halifax Howard?

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

he's the man that gives you xtra of course

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)

and by 'xtra' we mean gallon loads of semen to the face

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

REPEATEDLY
through the nose ... mmm nasal intercourse
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

looks like he's about to take xtra

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

hello mate
you ok?
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

yeah
work's tearing me a new one at the mo, so not around as much as I'd like :(

How's you?
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

been better, having a bit of a shit week in a shit part of my life so far
you seen there's a bash in december? bit early to plan i know

edit: aah i see from your comments below that that won't be happening
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

*Demands you come to the London bash on the 9th December*.
And bring that lovely lady of yours too - she was the tops! THE TOPS I SAY!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Kinda tricky
We're having Christmas in the Midlands on the 9th...as we're getting on a plane to NZ on the 11th
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

Ne'ermind, chuck.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

yeah it's a shame
I'm missing loads of stuff this year...not least a whole month of winter ;)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

Ha! Shush yourself!
I am very jealous of your NZ trip as it is!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

the man that gives you xtra a boring twunt, of course
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

Oh thank you for reminding me
4DAM- can you go into halifax in dumfries and take the piss out of the guy who's in the latest halifax advert?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

really?
my auntie works in halifax in dumfries (I think)!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

Aye, the one on the far right when the ad starts. THe one who looks like he's too old to be covering a big bruvvas or whoever they are song.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Yeah, she does

( 4dam party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)

had her?
nice tits, eh!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

Not as nice as her cock
I've been googling, the guy's called Scot Carrick
( 4dam party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

Does anyone know if Howard still works in a Halifax branch?
I'd find it hard to believe.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

Seriously?
Is that the tall one at the start of the advert? Consider it fucking done! I've couple of mates that work there actually, I'll get them to help
( 4dam party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

Shit no
they work for the Royal Bank of Scotland.

But HBOS in Dumfries is my branch, i'll look out for him
( 4dam party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

HH is
An utterly talentless bank manager who won a competition to be the face of Halifax Bank.
(Lord Tredegar, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

He actually made it to management?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Also a sitcom starring Jim Broadbent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

tis not exactly difficult these days... it seems the bigger the anal licking cock sucking twunt you are, the better in management you shall become.
Oh, and despised by all around....!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

very nsfw
does it animate, I didn't keep it open long enough to find out?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

Sorry no anim
I was going to but staring at Howard's irritating face made me so angry I had to leave it as a still.
(Lord Tredegar, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

Strange.
Every time I deal with MY bank it's as if they're trying to shove one of those up my arse, not ram it down my gob.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

hehe - and charge you for it!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)