it would make me happy...

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From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)

yay
dance everybody dance my anus is bleeding
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)

For the love of God, and all that is holy!
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:00, archived)

i am a
banana! you have hidden well for 3 years!!
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)

It's because
I can't hummus. Oh, and I fancy tutt and don't want to let slip.
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)

you just did.
and now we know...
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)

texts
.... waits .... oh it's 1:04
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)

mwohahaha
indeed
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)

As self-destructive behaviour goes
it's not as cool as smoking, but better than alcoholism.

Ah well. What's the worst that could happen?
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)

nothing i suppose
go to sheffs .. she is working in some bar untill about 4am
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)

"Hi! I'm a stranger off the internet!"
"Hello? Police?"
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)

hehe
there is that
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)

"The internet fancies me!"
Fancy. Makes me want a fondant fancy...
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:22, archived)

umm
a pink one
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:25, archived)

The chocolate ones were nicest
:)
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:30, archived)

:)
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)

Don Hertzfeldt's
rejected
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)

 
HIIIIIII-YA!
 
( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)

personally i like this one.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:22, archived)

Gorgeous, isn't it?

( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:34, archived)

like a fountain of spewing...

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)

^YES^
.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)

knifely done.

( postbear VERGA FANTASMAL!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)

Sharp pun
;)
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)

A Knife in Paris surely?

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)

it's more fun knowing it's not just one knife.
that and sly doobage made me do it.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)

don't get me wrong
I like it when an obvious pun is avoided sometimes in the name of carnage.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:22, archived)