'ning

_{Previously:Elton John Jamiroquai Liam Gallagher
Jamie Cullum Robbie Williams Jeremy Clarkson}


From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

these are great
i love the liam gallagher one
( new_matt, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

i fucking hate her
why is she still on the telly?
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

because the cretinous masses
love a catchphrase
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

but but but but
it's not a funny catchphrase...
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

name one that is
_{and I will disagree ;)}
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

*thinks*

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

"All the dude wanted was his fucking rug back"*
*May not actually contain catchphrase
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)

it's a good one though
it might work
( new_matt, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

I think thats a "quote"
and an ace one at that ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

which is nice

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

black...BLACK!...BLACK!!!!!
why do you lock me under ths stairs and feed me pins mother? why?...BLACK!.... etc etc


i'll keep trying
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

are you havin' a laugh? is he havin' a laugh?!

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

that should fuck right off
So piss poor, thank god it ended last night
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

really?
i thought extras was one of the most original, touching and at times squirmingly uncomfortable comedies of recenttimes,
a real classic
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)

I liked the first series
found the second to be laboured beyond belief, repetetive, clinging to the guests acting against type gag and finally losing all direction last night by forgetting the "failed Andy" storyline and replacing it with suddenly successful, "ooh he forgot his friends, ooh he remembered them" script from about 5 episodes of Friends, Frasier and probably Will and Grace (wouldn't know, haven't watched the last one).

If Robert De Niro hadn't been in it last night I would have written to the BBC and demanded my money back.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

well, i suppose you're entitled to that opinion
but i felt it was saved from that by having the girl feel really guilty and totally ruin the moment for him

also, it was nice for him to finally get some joy out of his celebrity after the truly awful time he'd had up to then, at times during the series i felt really awful for the character despite wetting my pants at his predicament
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

heh

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

nope
while they are not the most offensive, all Fast Show catchphrases are annoying because of the culture they spawned.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

I 'ate that duck!
:¬D
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

comedy gold

( new_matt, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

comedy tin

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

hahahahahhaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

hehe
are you just saying that to make me stop?
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

no, do carry on :D

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

hi de hi campers!

( new_matt, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

are you having a laugh?
is he having a laugh?
(pdjpdj, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

are you havin' a laff?

is he havin' a laff?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6445115
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)

see, i though you'd have liked it
it was a little poor and sickly sweet in places last night, but the masturbation scene was pure comedy gold.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)

sorry, do you mean the bit with
Stephen Merchant and Shaun Williamson wanking, or the rest of the show with Ricky Gervais wanking himself off against Jonathan Ross and his ability to get Robert DeNiro to do "nudey women pen" gags?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)

yeah
the bit with barry.

i saw him in a pub in london during his hayday in 'stenders, he's quite short.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

god almost 6.5 million posts
and i remember the 2million board collapse

/fields
( new_matt, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

i do remember congratulating happyperson at one of the bashes
for his getting the millionth post!
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

i refer back to my comment last night...
*huffs*
that vapour trail is fucking amazing!! how you do that?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

its stop frame animation using cotton wool and a series of LEDs
or it might be particles in MAX
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

as in 3d studio max?
my computer churns to a halt if i even think about opening it up...
it's currently taking up a few hundred meg on my hard drive... installed it and only used it twice... :(
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

thats an expensive lack of use
_{being closely tied to Autodesk and professional 3d work in general I DO hope its not a dodgy copy.}

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

erm... derfine dodgy...
*edit* i treat pirated software like free trials. Photoshop, Flash, MAX cost a lot of money...
I seriously want to get into 3D/Gaming design but i have not the money/time/opportunity to start along with

*ninja2* a lot of 'feeling sorry for my current situation' shit!!!

however, if i became profficient at it, then i'd gladly pay for a legit copy
*for the benefit of the law, this post was entirely fictional*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

I agree with the free trial thing
I have bought legit copies of applications after realising I get a lot of use out of them. The others I delete and save hard drive space.

Unfortunately I don't agree with trying to justify my trial of pirated software by listing my personal problems on a public message board..

:)

*for the benefit of the law, my post is also a work of fiction and fantasy*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

OI U!
you're lucky you're queer! cos i'd chin you otherwise!!! :-p ppfpfpfpf

*edit* i'm just utterly fucked off! I'm just not getting any younger :(

/emos
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

hahahaha
I *knew* being a geyher had its advantages ;)

*edit* aww, I'd give you a hug if you'd want one.. :(
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

*wants hug*
but no tongue!!!
ok, just a little...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

*gives big hug*
I can give good hugs - ask DTH :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

I assume you have no copied software of any description
In which case, congratulations and I raise my cap in your general direction :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

i don't
*smug*
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

You are correct

seriously
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

*doffs cap in general direction*
;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

oh god I hate her
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUUUUUUUUUUCH

that is an amazing swoosh there!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

i've no idea who she is, but this is fab.
ning.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

keep it that way, for your own good
although it is only her comedy series characters that I hate, she might be a very nice person in real life, I don't know.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

hahaha
Nice!
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

top anim
by the way, you know her career is over, because she just performed for the Queen... who laughed.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

no idea who that is
but it's woo

psst...compo it
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

cheers fella
and you're lucky, The Catherine Tate show is like The Fast Show for chavs and Daily Mail readers
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

ta, a full quarter hour wait to find out her name. still none the wiser.
but at least i know now.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

that sounds fucking HORRIBLE

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

yes yes YES!
I fecking hate that stupid bitch and all the little shits that still think it's funny to warble her equally as annoying catchphrases.

DIE DIE DIE!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

haha
thats wonderfuls
( MrA, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)