No matter how much lennon tried,
he sometimes wished he could hold a real knife.



A kind of compo.

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( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)

Heh :D
I once sold Ringo Starr two jumpers. 100.1% of FACT.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)

did you call him ringo "two jumpers" starr after that?

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)

*ringo starr ate my jumpers*

( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)

Yes I did.
I shall never let him live it down.
I mean, two jumpers? Honestly, who does he think he is?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)

What the heel would Ringo Starr want with
2 jumpers.... *thinks*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)

To get his car going
on a cold day?
( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)

perhaps
or maybe he has a conjoined twin
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)

That would explain his drumming!

( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)

Maybe he is cold blooded

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)

I thinks it cause hes so fucking skinny!!!

( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)

Good ole ringo,
the forgotten member.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)

Nah
I think everyone forgot Eric Clapton was in the Beatles.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)

Really,
I read that as *Eric Idle* *rutles*
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)

I was going to write that
but then I changed my minds incase someone said "wasn't he in the Rutles, dumbass"

I hate comments about my ass.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)

Did you know,
that the remaining Beatles did not successfully sue Oasis for there blatent copy syle, but the Rutles did.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)

can this be true
*powernaps*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)

In more recent years and despite nearly being sued himself by The Beatles during the making of The Rutles, Innes successfully sued Oasis for plagiarism. Their hit Whatever was deemed to be too similar to Neil Innes' song How Sweet To Be An Idiot.

skyjude.users.btopenworld.com/rutles.htm
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)

my that is class!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)

Good stuff,
goodnight everyone, the missus is shaking her head at me again.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)

in a good way?

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)

He lived a 10 minute walk from where I used to live.
I never forgot him. I just thought he was an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame. Is all.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)

No,
thats meg white.

an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)

But she's fit!

( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)

So were my PE teachers
but the never won any accolades.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)

fit butt ugly.

I have never seen the attraction.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)

She isn't all that attractive at all
but she scrubs up well
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)

Jubblies!!!
24ur.com/media/images/extra/Jul2005/6049967.jpg
( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)

Point well made.
I wouldn't say 'fit' but I would say 'would'
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)

did I say "scrubs up"?
I meant "wabbs up"
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)

Would,
just put a Kiera face on it and you are on your way.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)

Haha
Meg White even more so. But far more people know the name of Ringo, and I would say they shared roughly the same degree of talent.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)

An atrocious drummer?
You obviously don't know much about drumming.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)

a kind of reply~

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)

a kind of witty quip

( naD, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)

*a kind of magics*

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)

a kind of obvious reply

( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)

*under pressure*

( naD, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)

*bearing down on me*

( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)

dum dum d d der dum dum

( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)

"stop, collaberate and listen"

( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)

a kind of dry remark

( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)

A kind of hilarious knob gag.
Followed by a ':D' and an 'arf' or two.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)

a kind of loving
starring Thora Hurd

Edit: Hird Heard!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)

Hird!!

( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)

for some reason
that looks almost Nazilike.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)

She was/is a nazi!!
Is she dead yet? has she passed?
( Mstandot, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)

She "passed", yes.

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)

*Lets call the whole thing off*
sings
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)

lennony badness
Fact is, Johnny Lennon was something of a cunt. Twas the stumpy shagger who was the brains behind the thing really. Honest.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:25, archived)

I saw Mccartney live at Glasto,
I couldnt help but change his name to Mccuntney. How does he sleep at night?


The fact is they are/were both cunts, but i still wish Lennon was here instead of him.
( RBF esquire, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)

*Breathes slowly*
Careful what you say, my friend. Your Lennon-bashing takes you into dangerous territory.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)