hahahahahaahahahahahah
I like the screeching banshee

is that DFS's updated version of the Iron Maiden?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)

yes, the new season's range
is entirely based on Medieval torture weapons.
They've got a lovely Futon in the style of a 16th Century Rack
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

Don't forget the Lazyboy Armchair
with handy thumbscrew attachments
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)