Horrible, horrible evil Briers. First the chloroform, then the spade.
And Penelope Keith's next.

*shudders*

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

utter nonsense, he'd never kill her
If you're married to Felicity Kendall you have no need for anything other than constant sex and gardening.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

felicity kendal is my mum!
honest to god 100% truth*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

i bet she's still dirty

( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

i'm probably not the best person to ask!
but her boots are often muddy when i call round...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

You are kidding, right?

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

nope
not at all.
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

well
maybe just a little bit
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

or maybe now i'm bluffing
ahead of any "can we ask your mum some questions for our website" pm/emails...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

'can i have a go on your dirty mum' emails, more like

( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

i met janet ellis's niece the other day
it was only because she was really young that i didn't ask if she could arrange a go on her auntie
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

hahaha
hmmm celebrity mum pimp....

now there's a career i'd not considered before!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

I think you're confused

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

^^
This
Damn! Inappropriate crush qow has gone and I forgot about her
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Nothing inappropriate about it

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

she was all of the lovely
and you tell she was dirty
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

and the bbc continue to show the episode with the flash of her boobs after all these years
hurray!


(its the episode where they're really tired and next door are having a party)
/stalker blog
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

there's a boob-flash in that episode?
cor!
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

here you go
NSFW, although its very low res and blurry
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

cor!
*spluff*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

there is no way that's nsfw. unlink it duuuuuuuuude

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

that's hardly a boob flash
:(
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

what do you expect from The Good Life?! :D

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

Woo!
*sluffage*
Cheers
( King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

That
has made my day
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

does she flash in that one?
I must have been making tea

DAMN YOU TEA!!!
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

she never thought of herself as a sex symbol
www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/08/07/bvfeli07.xml
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

haha!
That didn't stop one wag from commenting that half the male population in the country has been secretly in love with her, while the other half made no secret of it whatsoever.

So true! I know that I had a crush on her when I was watching The Good Life on our national broadcaster as a lad! I mean, I didn't even know about sex n stuff like that. I just knew she was very pretty and I enjoyed watching her!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Not Briers, no! He's so cute!
And Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith - lovely ladies!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

I'm sorry to break it to you, but he's a monster and must be stopped.
She's nearly unconscious now...
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Noooooo
Flickety Kendall is all of teh fluffeh.
( infidel blissfully deity free since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
innit?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

She's 60
now and still looking cute.Though some soft focus specs might be in order.

Edit/ For me that is, she'd probably want to me to wear a bag.
( infidel blissfully deity free since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

try low light conditions
and some gin
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

Bad Richard!
(shag her whilst she's still warm)
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Felicity Kendall is lovely and pretty
and I want to protect her
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

then spunkmuster
her unconsious body?
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

but she's so bloody nice!

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Clearly you're speaking
as a feminist, Mr S'punk.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

Is he
Sqeezing her zit?
(bananacat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

How dare you imply the lovely Felicity (who is being killed by evil monster Briers)
would have a spotty face.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

what have you got
agaist briers?
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

HE'S MURDERING FELICITY KENDALL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
What more do you need?
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

For no good reason

( infidel blissfully deity free since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)