Apparently the Filth took away her License
I am being good. The file size is over for an anim, so click here to see Lily Allen Death, ta.

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( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

Heh :)
Brilly stuff as promised
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

is it wrong that i
would?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

It's not wrong
more 'predictable'. Like 'Will that dog eat that vomit over there?' - you just know it's going to happen.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

i actually think she's quite pretty
but she has a naughtiness about her as well
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

Keith Allen in a wig.

(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

i don't think she looks like him
and anyway, are you trying to say keith alan doesn't make you hot and bothered?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

She's not too bad
For a chavette.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

When he's on a rant, yeah!
But not when he's singing.

I'd do her Mum after seeing her on Jonathan Ross.
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

Is Keith Allen
Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith? Or is that someone different?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

He's Fat Les
who sang 'Vindaloo' and has been in a few films, think one of them was shallow grave?
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Currently
Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

i've no idea who dave 'mouse ear' smith is
this is keith allen

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Dave Mouse Ear Smith!
Don't tell me none of you watch Black Books.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

:D

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

i love black books
the name just doesn't ring a bell
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

The episode where Bernard starts gambling
The poker table- the guy with the fucking mouse ears?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

ooh
i don't think i've seen that one
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

season 3

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

my sister has it all on dvd
i'll get it off her
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

On a similar topic
Saw a clip from Shaun Of The Dead t'other night, where Dylan Moran mentions Captain Wow. You're nearly famous!
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

ooh, and lily allens mum is executive producer of
shaun of the dead!

spooky eh?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

The wheel turns full circle
And probably runs over a kitten as it does so.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

I'm fucking famous.
I'm the scourge of the Royal Navy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

He was in the card game where Bernard lost all his money.

edit: mind piss! Too slow.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

lovely
who cares about file size, it's the 21st century, everyone has broadband. or is at work.
( new_matt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

My old landlord's still on 56K.
Although it is the first computer he's ever owned (he's 33 and he bought it for £50 from a mate).

He gets very upset about pop ups, as he still doesn't get that they happen to everyone. Plus he gets confused between left and right-click.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha laugh atthe n00b lOL!!!!!111eleventy

( mictoboy, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

You wouldn't to his face (well, most wouldn't)
He's a big fat biker that looks like a very pierced and tattooed Gimli.

Seriously, he's gorgeous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

i was being a touch sarcastic as your post above seemed to be a little patronising

( mictoboy, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

It's hilarious to watch, that's why.
Bless him. He knows he's crap, but then I know I'm crap at things he's good at, like cracking nuts.

Oh, and making weapons out of steel. Although I think I'm getting one of them ork swords with the sticky out bit at the end for my buffday!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

one of the Uruk Hai Scimitars?
I'm getting one of them
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

somebody actually makes them?
He's just going to make me one out of a big bit-o-steel, bless him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

is he really likely to be spending time on here?

( new_matt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

He's always where you least suspect him to be.
As with all trolls.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

Please don't link it.
It's fine. And most woo.
( Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

well
i got flamed for pointing out you SHOULD link it
so i'm going to shut up

edit: OH YEAH! link it not it's in my cache! :P
( mictoboy, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

well, we can't shout at n00bs for not obeying
and then completely ignoring it ourselves

so I've gone with my original gut instinct and linked it

*Edit* Balls - well you're buggered then
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

Isn't b3ta all about shouting at n00bs for doing
things that the regulars do all the time?

It's tradition.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

*stays quiet
*in the corner
(Mantrid, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Lily Allen has come out of nowhere and become
my favorite celebrity death
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

That hair makes her look like Prince...
...sans the NPG.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

super hummusy :D
/relurks
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

My there is a lot of lurking going on today....
...
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

is cus I is busylike init!
:P
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

*lassos*
*holds on for dear life*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

That's very woosome.
Small splashes of tea now bedeck my monitor! Good work fella!
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)