I cannot decide between eating his own bullshitting self


And dissappearing all the way up his own arse


Either way, Ian Paisley is my celebrity death.

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

500k ... but heh
BUT TEH IRA ARRR LIARRRS! my mate's dad gassed him once ... woops
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Well, 2*250k,
which is a whole different kettle of octopodes.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

i don't know about that now Ted

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

Down with this sort of thing.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

Careful now!

( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

its
in your pocket there ted
(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)

hemust have
gone to speck savers, good one
(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

speck spack
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

:o.

(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)

Jesus Shitting Christ!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

^this

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

Is that a Paisley impression?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

no, it's an impression of my reaction.
pretty accurate, I can tell you :P
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

Whichever way you look at it
That's freaky.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

I have a friend from NI
and she says 'I believe every word that comes out of that man's mouth.'

All I ever hear from Paisley is 'Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley.'

The man should be tried for inciting terrorism and religious hatred.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

When I was a kid, we were stopped by some of his 'Third Force' lot
at a 'checkpoint'
JESUS FECKIN' SHIT!
I've staggered pissed out of my mind through a riot & felt safer!
okay, the booze may have had something to do with that
( chunderbunny, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

My first tour was in NI.
I have never been as scared.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)

Paisley
Is a walking definition of bigot
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

on a diet of nothing but cider
*belms*
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

WINAAAAARRR!!!!

Genius sir
Pure feckin' GENIUS :D
( chunderbunny, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Many Thanks.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

when you see this twunt in the pub shout him over, as he's blind

he is me
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

Hahaha
I likes that muchly...
We won't be hard to spot.
Me & rik shouting 'CUNT' at each other mainly ;)
( chunderbunny, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

righty O
..... see you there
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

be afraid!
i probably won't be shouting cunt as much.
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)

i am ... meeting strange men off the interweb
*fears*
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)

Brian and Eric are fine
worry about Rik. And be thankful I'm not there.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)

who is this Rik ... b3ta name is ?
. . . .
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

Reckless
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=4134
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

ahhhh
yes
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

AYE WEE TINY SATTAN SO IT IS!
/Rik impression.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

is he ... from .. everywhere ?

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

Norn Iron
I spent two sessions in the pub with him this weekend. it's fresh in the mammary.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

CUNTS
BREAMING CUNTS!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)

what is with all this ... cunting?
.....
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)

a campaign to reclaim the fine word
my good man!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

i hope it goes well !

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)

and if you see this one, in the corner with a jar of raspberry conserve...

take no heed.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

Will where is the P
?
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)

dropped it...
woops
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)

Jam toucher.

( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

jham....

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

*fornicates*

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

*joins*

( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

ooh mate you dropped these
*hands you your lower rib cage*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

I thought I left them somewhere.
thanks.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)

woo
this still rocks
( Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

CHRIST
*fears*

truely frightening

\edit on further study - the second is more frightening... don't know why.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

A much better reception than I was expecting.
Thanks all 'round.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

arrgh
that's deeply disturbing
( Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh
/hides
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)

WHOA NOW!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

aaargh
that's awful
( Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

hahahahah
that's fucked up

/edit: does gaijintendo sleep? he's the only person in the top 10 of all the time of day stats
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

Where are these stats of which you speak?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

here:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
time of day is at the bottom
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)

Many thanks.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)

I thought...
It was Chris Langham
not Paisley
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

I put it to you
that you were wrong.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)